Back in Part 4 of the Hetalia Kink Meme, there was an "Intentional Engrish" prompt.

[guardians_song]

Read it. Read all of the responses. I cannot stop laughing.
And, even better, here's the Phoenix Wright Kink Meme post that inspired it all.

Also, IKEA. That is all I will say.

So yeah, I'm surfing the Kink Meme. I've written a fill or two, so... I'll get around to de-anoning tomorrow or so. Eh, only one of them's reasonably good, so you're not missing out on much. :P