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guardians_song) wrote2013-11-29 11:31 pm
guardians_song) wrote2013-11-29 11:31 pm
Run a drabble of your choice through BAD Translator!
The bright side, dear readers, is that my beloved wife is not a lesbian in THIS drabble. Your… modern alternative lifestyles… shall NOT endanger our true love!
On the other hand, Esme and Rosalie ran off together, and now Emmett wants to strangle me for my “fucking awful vibes, man”.
And Alice and Renee have set up a nice New Age shop in San Francisco together.
And that “Jessica” girl from Bella’s school… She and Emily, they’ve…
…Tell me, dear readers. Is there ACTUALLY such a thing as “conservation of lesbianism”, or is that just some nonsense Angela Weber-Clearwater invented? became:
On the other hand, my dear readers, is not a lesbian, women Delabre. Should not affect our real alternative way of love!
Edward is apparently a love-hipster.
Other hand, Esme and Rosalie and Emmett tried to strangle me, now I'm a horrible person.
Esme and Rosalie and Emmett finally wise up to Edward's personality...
Alice and Renee, a shop created a new era in San Francisco.
I'm not sure what this is saying, unless Alice and Renee are Scientologists.
NET xikabeila and girls in school. She and Emily.
Tell me, dear readers. In fact, there is no such thing as a lesbian, or just nonsense, anjilaweibo-Clearwater invented?
In which Edward has lived an EXTREMELY sheltered life.
Just seemed fun. :P Remember, you have to do it in <250-character blocks at a time.
On the other hand, Esme and Rosalie ran off together, and now Emmett wants to strangle me for my “fucking awful vibes, man”.
And Alice and Renee have set up a nice New Age shop in San Francisco together.
And that “Jessica” girl from Bella’s school… She and Emily, they’ve…
…Tell me, dear readers. Is there ACTUALLY such a thing as “conservation of lesbianism”, or is that just some nonsense Angela Weber-Clearwater invented? became:
On the other hand, my dear readers, is not a lesbian, women Delabre. Should not affect our real alternative way of love!
Edward is apparently a love-hipster.
Other hand, Esme and Rosalie and Emmett tried to strangle me, now I'm a horrible person.
Esme and Rosalie and Emmett finally wise up to Edward's personality...
Alice and Renee, a shop created a new era in San Francisco.
I'm not sure what this is saying, unless Alice and Renee are Scientologists.
NET xikabeila and girls in school. She and Emily.
Tell me, dear readers. In fact, there is no such thing as a lesbian, or just nonsense, anjilaweibo-Clearwater invented?
In which Edward has lived an EXTREMELY sheltered life.
Just seemed fun. :P Remember, you have to do it in <250-character blocks at a time.
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