Okay. In all seriousness.

What do you think of Amazon's fanfic publishing?

Myself, I cannot see this turning out well. I REALLY can't. For anyone involved.

If this is "successful", it's going to bring a whole new meaning to Fandom Wank. If it's not, then it's going to be an infamous failure.

And they apparently also want your firstborn child - er, OCs...

Ooh boy, this is going to be a trainwreck...