And repeat the same lines of dialogue each time like in all Pokemon games. Wait, no, the MAIN characters do that in every fic. How will I tell the difference? ;)
Not just delicious churros, sweet and warm and flaky churros with just the right touch of cinnamon spice and perfectly sweetened iced tea to go with them! xD
I wonder how Cori would feel about Nuzlockes...I don't think she ever played the games, but I still wonder. She'd go ABSOLUTELY FUCKING INSANE because character death bothered her like hell.
Of course, she might manage to pull off a no-deaths run, in which case she'd brag about it and have an AU Team Rocket do the exact same thing in a oneshot. While having Ash be a soulless, incompetent bastard that ended up soloing with Pikachu due to getting every single catch killed.
Yep. Four-hour boring sex scenes with lots of butt-touching led to this baby.
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*SPORFLE* Speak of the devil... XP
Jessie: Good Girls Avoid Abortion! Always! Normally I take the 'avoid abortion if psychologically and medically possible' stance, but this is a case where abortion would be preemptive euthanasia. D: Can you imagine these two unstable clowns raising a CHILD?
*Jessie* Gasp! James, did you just use EARTH LOGIC?! Quick, say something flowery before Cori overhears and has you sent back to the brainwashing room! XD
Pretty much. And dear God, even the MEOWTH is wibbling melodramatically in this half-assed pregnancy plot! In all fairness, Meowth does have some weird parental instincts. See Togepi. So I can imagine him going all tsundere about the kid.
I think he'd do SLIGHTLY more yelling over them being morons, thoguh.
SERIOUSLY. We keep going back to it but this major disconnect between Cori telling us how pure and true their love and friendship are and the constant fighting and anger and resulting wangst is just. So fucking creepy and amusing. WE KEEP GOING BACK TO IT BECAUSE SHE KEEPS GOING BACK TO IT @_@
Yeah, the whole thing looks like some sort of textbook dysfunctional-relationship mutual-abuse case. They're both highly unstable, easily angered people, they have minimal conflict resolution skills, and nothing is ever their fault. Plus, they DO have genuinely high-stress lifestyles, which doesn't help them being suicide-over-haircuts loons.
I'm all for sappy romance and pure and true friendships, but this sometimes looks like the disastrous deconstruction thereof.
Re: Tina Belcher, of course, approves of all the butt-touching references
Wait, no, the MAIN characters do that in every fic. How will I tell the difference? ;)
xD
She'd go ABSOLUTELY FUCKING INSANE because character death bothered her like hell.
Of course, she might manage to pull off a no-deaths run, in which case she'd brag about it and have an AU Team Rocket do the exact same thing in a oneshot. While having Ash be a soulless, incompetent bastard that ended up soloing with Pikachu due to getting every single catch killed.
XP
Normally I take the 'avoid abortion if psychologically and medically possible' stance, but this is a case where abortion would be preemptive euthanasia. D: Can you imagine these two unstable clowns raising a CHILD?
XD
In all fairness, Meowth does have some weird parental instincts. See Togepi. So I can imagine him going all tsundere about the kid.
I think he'd do SLIGHTLY more yelling over them being morons, thoguh.
WE KEEP GOING BACK TO IT BECAUSE SHE KEEPS GOING BACK TO IT @_@
Yeah, the whole thing looks like some sort of textbook dysfunctional-relationship mutual-abuse case. They're both highly unstable, easily angered people, they have minimal conflict resolution skills, and nothing is ever their fault. Plus, they DO have genuinely high-stress lifestyles, which doesn't help them being suicide-over-haircuts loons.
I'm all for sappy romance and pure and true friendships, but this sometimes looks like the disastrous deconstruction thereof.