...holy shit. The original intro to her page is even worse than her "new" ones. @_@
Le batsheet someteems does not EENCREASE weeth age. :P

He's also, um, TEN YEARS OLD. A child. I love how she loves TR because they're "not perfect" but trashes Ash for having flaws.
No, I think that she means that she loves them DESPITE their imperfection. Notice how, as she gets more invested in them, she carefully removes all flaws of which She Does Not Approve...

Why, you'd think they were making this series for kids or something! :O
*cracks up* Funny you should say that.

...okay, maybe not THAT, but they definitely show us Ash's hidden depths, Brock's awesomeness as a trainer, a breeder and a friend, Misty's gentler side.
{cori} Nonsense! Ash HAS no hidden depths, and Misty has no gentler side! Anything else is pro-twerp propaganda! {/cori}

Yeah, and few fictional characters have moved me as much as Shawn Hunter or Jan Brady but you don't see me fapping about how they're so superior to everyone else in their shows and how every time someone focuses on Cory or Topanga or Greg or Alice they're "doing a disservice" to fans of Shawn and Jan! At least not ANYMORE with Jan. >.> /kicks fanfic ideas from 8th grade under her bed to play with the dust bunnies
Yeah, well, Cori was never known for her reasonableness... D|