And so is BELLA!!11!! Except Cori would have a bit of reading comprehension fail where Bella's fondness for English-lit stuff got turned into a encyclopedic knowledge of Lord of the Rings and Dungeons and Dragons lore, but her usual fannish-obsession-speech would be hilariously dead-on for Bella. Just with the target being how wonderful Tolkien's prose was rather than how sparkly Edward is.

...I am so tempted. Not least because, given Twilight fandom's tastes, my troll account could actually become a BNF if I didn't show my hand too obviously. It would have been better to pull it before the fandom started winding down, but it would be a marvelous social experiment...