He'll be fapping and calling people he doesn't like 'fag' more than usual. YES, CASSIE WILL FUCKING EXPLODE. And Kristan, she's gonna get mocked so hard.
(Yeah. She got off easy compared to others.)
Mark will feel bad that he badmouthed Ash, and Mittens will pee on things like crazy to re-assert his kitty badassery.
I also want Lyssie and Joe to blackmail the shit out of Zach. Or at least Lyssie. "Oh look, I'm about to post Gatrie/Astrid fic." "NO! CANON! BAD GIRL! WRITE YOUR OWN SERIES!" "Ah ah ah! *brandishes link to April Fools post links*" "*PWNED, LEAVES IN HISSY FIT TO GO BULLY PATRICK*" And people should definitely blackmail Essie. "You must only follow traditional values!" "Oh, Essie..." "*SCREAMING TANTRUM*"
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Good one.He'll be fapping and calling people he doesn't like 'fag' more than usual. YES, CASSIE WILL FUCKING EXPLODE. And Kristan, she's gonna get mocked so hard.
(Yeah. She got off easy compared to others.)
Mark will feel bad that he badmouthed Ash, and Mittens will pee on things like crazy to re-assert his kitty badassery.
I also want Lyssie and Joe to blackmail the shit out of Zach. Or at least Lyssie. "Oh look, I'm about to post Gatrie/Astrid fic." "NO! CANON! BAD GIRL! WRITE YOUR OWN SERIES!" "Ah ah ah! *brandishes link to April Fools post links*" "*PWNED, LEAVES IN HISSY FIT TO GO BULLY PATRICK*" And people should definitely blackmail Essie. "You must only follow traditional values!" "Oh, Essie..." "*SCREAMING TANTRUM*"