Ah, the joys of raw crack.

[guardians_song]

...@_@ Who needs hallucinogens when you have fandom...

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Missy will foam at the mouth and attack men at random.
How is that any different from usual?

But haha, YES. And Rod will be freaking out over acting like a shrinking violet and act like even MORE of a jerk to reaffirm his masculinity.

...And can you imagine CASSIE'S reaction? She'll pass out from rage! And nobody will ever let Kristan live it down...
(Meanwhile, Alyssia will just be scratching her head and wondering who slipped aphrodsiacs in her drink...)

[sarajayechan]

Good one.

He'll be fapping and calling people he doesn't like 'fag' more than usual. YES, CASSIE WILL FUCKING EXPLODE. And Kristan, she's gonna get mocked so hard.

(Yeah. She got off easy compared to others.)

Mark will feel bad that he badmouthed Ash, and Mittens will pee on things like crazy to re-assert his kitty badassery.

I also want Lyssie and Joe to blackmail the shit out of Zach. Or at least Lyssie. "Oh look, I'm about to post Gatrie/Astrid fic." "NO! CANON! BAD GIRL! WRITE YOUR OWN SERIES!" "Ah ah ah! *brandishes link to April Fools post links*" "*PWNED, LEAVES IN HISSY FIT TO GO BULLY PATRICK*" And people should definitely blackmail Essie. "You must only follow traditional values!" "Oh, Essie..." "*SCREAMING TANTRUM*"