Now I want to write a crack!fic where Master-of-Death!Harry still has to do his taxes.

[guardians_song]

I hallowed my checks to get to give the same pressure he had given my vagina.
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EDIT: This was another accidental crosspost from bizarre_fic_quotes.
You see, I'm using the beta-testing Create Entries page on Dreamwidth, and I put the journal-posted-to section in an idiotic place. I'll correct that imminently. Forgive me.