Run, Innes and Ephraim, RUNNNNN! (Actually, Innes would have a chance of survival through the Gary clause. She could wave that comment off through 'I didn't know you were already taken, Eirika! Lyon's true, passionate love has warded me off, & c. &c.' |P)
"Oh God, Cori's hypothetical rendition of the Nergal backstory." Can you imagine? It would be the most melodramatic thing EVER. There are quite a few opportunities for angst, melodrama, and whining about being diffeeeeerent there, and she'd hammer on every single one. And there would be even odds that Nergal would be a fan of some Elibean myth sounding suspiciously like LOTR with the names changed.
"Poor Roland and Athos. :( Roland would be the jackass in the bar ordering ten glasses of ale and then hitting on every chick he could find. "HEEEEEEEEY BABY, WANNA SEE MY BIG GIANT SWOOOOOORD? what, you don't?! COME BACK HERE YOU BIIIITCH!"" And she'd claim he looked just like Hector, even though he obviously... doesn't. |P And Nergal would PWN Roland, of course, only for him to be mysteriously helpless against Roland later. (Wait, Cori Falls was into hyping up Wicca at the expense of Christianity, right? Eh, she'd have St. Elimine be a psychotic, evil bitch who discriminates against interspecies relationships. Or something. At least then she could excuse woobie!Nergal's defeat through the Magic Triangle. 'He'd beat anyone else, but she was armed with an S-rank Light speeeeell! It wasn't faaaair!' |P)
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(Actually, Innes would have a chance of survival through the Gary clause. She could wave that comment off through 'I didn't know you were already taken, Eirika! Lyon's true, passionate love has warded me off, & c. &c.' |P)
"Oh God, Cori's hypothetical rendition of the Nergal backstory."
Can you imagine? It would be the most melodramatic thing EVER. There are quite a few opportunities for angst, melodrama, and whining about being diffeeeeerent there, and she'd hammer on every single one.
And there would be even odds that Nergal would be a fan of some Elibean myth sounding suspiciously like LOTR with the names changed."Poor Roland and Athos. :( Roland would be the jackass in the bar ordering ten glasses of ale and then hitting on every chick he could find. "HEEEEEEEEY BABY, WANNA SEE MY BIG GIANT SWOOOOOORD? what, you don't?! COME BACK HERE YOU BIIIITCH!""
And she'd claim he looked just like Hector, even though he obviously... doesn't. |P And Nergal would PWN Roland, of course, only for him to be mysteriously helpless against Roland later. (Wait, Cori Falls was into hyping up Wicca at the expense of Christianity, right? Eh, she'd have St. Elimine be a psychotic, evil bitch who discriminates against interspecies relationships. Or something. At least then she could excuse woobie!Nergal's defeat through the Magic Triangle. 'He'd beat anyone else, but she was armed with an S-rank Light speeeeell! It wasn't faaaair!' |P)
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