The thought of Eliwood and Ninian cursing out ANYONE is absolutely ridiculous... which is why Cori Falls would have it happen every three pages. |P The only person who would threaten to cut Hector's balls off with his own axe would be Lyn giving birth to Lilina. Or maybe Farina, if he refused to reimburse her properly. *cough*
"Two Angels, though...just rubbed me the wrong way." I think I was 13 or 14 when I read it, so I wasn't exactly refined in my tastes. 'Oh, wow! It's a Jaffar/Nino story that fits in all of their support conversations and relationships from the game! That's so AWESOME!' >_>
"Poor Kent and Fiora. :/ Their supports have them falling for each other on their own merits, not as each other's sloppy seconds." Well, by Cori's standards, being each others' sloppy seconds WOULD be their merits. :P
"HAHAHAHAHAHA oh dear. And Cori would be the most obsessive matchmaker!tactician ever." She would have frickin' CHARTS. 'Let's see, Nino's taken by Jaffar, so Erk must go with Priscilla - which is good, since it's her only happy ending anyway. On the subject of Priscilla, since I found out Lucius wasn't a girl, he and Raven are only VERY GOOD FRIENDS - obviously he's been sent to heal Serra's wounded soul, and, despite his usual gentleness, beat up on Oswin for DARING to disapprove of Serra and make her cry. Oswin can go jump in a creek anyway, since he likes that wretched Hector. I had Leila just be very very very close to dead rather than dead, having used a secret Plot Device Poti- uh, super-secret assassin potion to give the APPEARANCE of death, that's it - so she's still with Matthew, so he's taken care of... Heath is healing Vaida's soul, and Dorcas is with Natalie, and... damnit, was Lowen or Sain the one I picked out for Rebecca, again? Or was it Wil? This game is so complicated....'
"Also, anytime certain characters killed a boss or went up against an old friend or something like that Cori would milk the post-victory collapse and possible post-victory guilt for all it was worth. Nino killing Sonia or the remaining Reed brother, Florina killing Migal in chapter 3, Ninian fighting off those Fire Dragons, Lyn vs. Lundgren, etc." Oh GAD, I can just imagine. And Limstella would, with her dying breath, weep over the true love for Ephidel that she felt but never had the courage to admit. And you just know she'd write angsty WYDS-ficlets for every single Kishuna chapter. And...
(And just think of what would happen if she continued it on to FE6. Everybody would survive, except Karla and Canas (and she'd rejoice at Hector's death, of course), but they'd be CONSTANTLY angsting...)
[I think Rath and the like would survive through frantic hand-waving. 'No, no, he'd RETIRED as chieftain the day before! It was his second-in-command who died! Really!' And everybody would have one big happy reunion at the end, and Lowen would serve them all a banquet of pure French - er, Pheraean - Toast. XP]
Part II
The only person who would threaten to cut Hector's balls off with his own axe would be Lyn giving birth to Lilina. Or maybe Farina, if he refused to reimburse her properly. *cough*"Two Angels, though...just rubbed me the wrong way."
I think I was 13 or 14 when I read it, so I wasn't exactly refined in my tastes. 'Oh, wow! It's a Jaffar/Nino story that fits in all of their support conversations and relationships from the game! That's so AWESOME!' >_>
"Poor Kent and Fiora. :/ Their supports have them falling for each other on their own merits, not as each other's sloppy seconds."
Well, by Cori's standards, being each others' sloppy seconds WOULD be their merits. :P
"HAHAHAHAHAHA oh dear. And Cori would be the most obsessive matchmaker!tactician ever."
She would have frickin' CHARTS. 'Let's see, Nino's taken by Jaffar, so Erk must go with Priscilla - which is good, since it's her only happy ending anyway. On the subject of Priscilla, since I found out Lucius wasn't a girl, he and Raven are only VERY GOOD FRIENDS - obviously he's been sent to heal Serra's wounded soul, and, despite his usual gentleness, beat up on Oswin for DARING to disapprove of Serra and make her cry. Oswin can go jump in a creek anyway, since he likes that wretched Hector. I had Leila just be very very very close to dead rather than dead, having used a secret Plot Device Poti- uh, super-secret assassin potion to give the APPEARANCE of death, that's it - so she's still with Matthew, so he's taken care of... Heath is healing Vaida's soul, and Dorcas is with Natalie, and... damnit, was Lowen or Sain the one I picked out for Rebecca, again? Or was it Wil? This game is so complicated....'
"Also, anytime certain characters killed a boss or went up against an old friend or something like that Cori would milk the post-victory collapse and possible post-victory guilt for all it was worth. Nino killing Sonia or the remaining Reed brother, Florina killing Migal in chapter 3, Ninian fighting off those Fire Dragons, Lyn vs. Lundgren, etc."
Oh GAD, I can just imagine. And Limstella would, with her dying breath, weep over the true love for Ephidel that she felt but never had the courage to admit. And you just know she'd write angsty WYDS-ficlets for every single Kishuna chapter. And...
(And just think of what would happen if she continued it on to FE6. Everybody would survive, except Karla and Canas (and she'd rejoice at Hector's death, of course), but they'd be CONSTANTLY angsting...)
[I think Rath and the like would survive through frantic hand-waving. 'No, no, he'd RETIRED as chieftain the day before! It was his second-in-command who died! Really!' And everybody would have one big happy reunion at the end, and Lowen would serve them all a banquet of pure French - er, Pheraean - Toast. XP]