guardians_song: A snark on if Cori Falls had been in the Fire Emblem fandom. (Cori Falls)
guardians_song ([personal profile] guardians_song) wrote 2012-10-07 04:20 am (UTC)

Nils: Lord Hector, I can sympathize... she keeps weeping on my shoulder about my horrible, awful Daddy Issues, and how it's surely this experience that's made me so hard-hearted and unable to see the true love between my sister and Lord Eliwood... What Daddy Issues? I can hardly even remember my father.

Lucius's beloved awesome dad was killed by the EEEEEVIL Renault, so his saintly mother died of heartbreak and he was put in a mean orphanage where he was bullied.
Oh gad, can you imagine? Cori!(Lucius/Renault supports) would be the bastard spawn of The Prodigal Parents and Never Too Late, with Cori!Renault weeping and begging for forgiveness and Cori!Lucius beating him up. *tries not to burst out laughing*


To be fair, Serra would still be going along with the 'interpretations', since she was the melodramatic type. I can actually see Sain and Serra going native, with Sain applauding the over-the-top romance and Serra being really into the sheer melodrama of it all. They'd wise up after a while, of course, but not before far too much assistance of 'Tactician Cori'... and Serra getting to be a secret Princess of Eturia, by the time Cori was done. :P

Yes. Sadly. D: Hector/Farina is my Hector OTP, but it'd be written as a throwaway ship because Cori would think they're both douchebags.
Eliwood/Ninian'd probably be the most IC, because she would LOVE the sad-mystical-maiden/gentle-knight stuff, but even that would have Eliwood cursing, ranting, and assaulting everybody. And Ninian doing the same. Nergal'd probably get a hernia from sheer uncontrollable laughter. *sigh*

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