guardians_song: A snark on if Cori Falls had been in the Fire Emblem fandom. (Cori Falls)
guardians_song ([personal profile] guardians_song) wrote 2012-10-08 02:08 am (UTC)

Tactician Cori: Athos, hurry up and hit him with Wiccan Forblaze. And Ninian, I happen to know that you'll be revived in several chapters, so please get on with your heartbreaking death so we can get to the revival faster.
Athos: Ah... spoiler warning?
Nergal: *smugly* Eliwood kills Ninian on page 368, the secret of the Crying Game is that Lucius is a man, and I am Luke's father. Or something.
Tactician Cori: Aaaaaactually, that's pretty close... and furthermore, Aenir was your sled - er, wife.
Nergal: ...Who?
Tactician Cori: *equally smugly* You'll see...

[Canas: Aaaaaagh! WARN for these things!]




Hector: I didn't even know pony assholes could fly!
Huey: #%#@$@^!^!!!! #U$UI@*#(*@(*)@ J@JJO!OI(**R *******************!
Hector: As for your Pegasus, I don't even WANT to know what it just said...

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