Aah. See I never noticed the pointed ears, only the pale hair and skin and red eyes.
(Ohhh dear. Yeah, I like to imagine she did. Because how would sex even WORK? Even without the interpecies angle she's still way bigger than him...)
Roland, Embodiment of Evil With An EEEEEEVIL Sword Athos, Cruel Meanie Who Never Cared About Nergal's FEEEELINGS St. Elimine, Bigoted Wench With No Appreciation Of Wicca Barigan, Raging Pervert (old joke from the GameFAQs board, if I remember correctly - he founded a country filled with hot girls whose jobs require them to wear miniskirts) Brammimond, The Magic Parrot (again, old joke...) Durbans, Clearly An Ancestor Of Ash Ketchum (he lives for battle... think about it [through Cori-vision]...) Hanon, Unfortunate Native American Stereotype she would totally miss that the Sacaeans bear a certain resemblance to the Mongols... Harmut, A Good Guy Wrongly Influenced By His Evil Friends (since, after all, he spared Idoun)
Roland, Athos and Elimine would be the Unholy Trio Of Evil who everyone ends up rooting for when they read Cori's fics. XD And YES, Durban would be another Ash Ketchum clone. Who didn't know how to speak proper sentences. "ME FIGHT! ME KILL YOU! AAAAAUUUUUGH!" And Hartmut would totally be her favorite.
...Come to think of it, if she got her hands on a copy of the FE6 script before she finished 'redoing' FE7, she'd probably contrive some canon-breaking sidequest wherein Eliwood trades in Durandal for the Sword of Seals, since Cori was nothing if not fond of stuffing ALL THE TOYS!!11! in her pet characters' hands. (And since the Sword of Seals doesn't kill Idoun, she'd deem it automatically better than that wretched Durandal that temporarily slaughtered her FE7 main pairing.)
I can see that. She's fond of bending the rules to better suit her pets, after all.
...She'd ship Roy/Idoun, wouldn't she? And fob Lilina off on Gonzales. Eek...
Actually, I feel like she'd ship a reformed Jahn with Idoun and Roy/Lilina, because he OMG RESCUES HER!!! and she cries in his arms when he tells her about her father. ...wait, Cori hates Hector. So Hector probably treated Lilina like dirt for not having a penis.
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Aah. See I never noticed the pointed ears, only the pale hair and skin and red eyes.
(Ohhh dear. Yeah, I like to imagine she did. Because how would sex even WORK? Even without the interpecies angle she's still way bigger than him...)
Roland, Embodiment of Evil With An EEEEEEVIL Sword
Athos, Cruel Meanie Who Never Cared About Nergal's FEEEELINGS
St. Elimine, Bigoted Wench With No Appreciation Of Wicca
Barigan, Raging Pervert (old joke from the GameFAQs board, if I remember correctly - he founded a country filled with hot girls whose jobs require them to wear miniskirts)
Brammimond, The Magic Parrot (again, old joke...)
Durbans, Clearly An Ancestor Of Ash Ketchum (he lives for battle... think about it [through Cori-vision]...)
Hanon, Unfortunate Native American Stereotype she would totally miss that the Sacaeans bear a certain resemblance to the Mongols...
Harmut, A Good Guy Wrongly Influenced By His Evil Friends (since, after all, he spared Idoun)
Roland, Athos and Elimine would be the Unholy Trio Of Evil who everyone ends up rooting for when they read Cori's fics. XD And YES, Durban would be another Ash Ketchum clone. Who didn't know how to speak proper sentences. "ME FIGHT! ME KILL YOU! AAAAAUUUUUGH!" And Hartmut would totally be her favorite.
...Come to think of it, if she got her hands on a copy of the FE6 script before she finished 'redoing' FE7, she'd probably contrive some canon-breaking sidequest wherein Eliwood trades in Durandal for the Sword of Seals, since Cori was nothing if not fond of stuffing ALL THE TOYS!!11! in her pet characters' hands. (And since the Sword of Seals doesn't kill Idoun, she'd deem it automatically better than that wretched Durandal that temporarily slaughtered her FE7 main pairing.)
I can see that. She's fond of bending the rules to better suit her pets, after all.
...She'd ship Roy/Idoun, wouldn't she? And fob Lilina off on Gonzales. Eek...
Actually, I feel like she'd ship a reformed Jahn with Idoun and Roy/Lilina, because he OMG RESCUES HER!!! and she cries in his arms when he tells her about her father. ...wait, Cori hates Hector. So Hector probably treated Lilina like dirt for not having a penis.