And then Sonia gets her period all over the place and...oh, wait. I was gonna finish with "everyone shrieks in revulsion because it's not like any other woman in the army's ever had a menstrual mishap" but morphs probably don't menstruate and I doubt Nergal gave any of his female morphs functioning reproductive organs.

Totally. D: Picture "Mistakes" times TEN. Rebecca noticing Wil and tearing up because she loved him and he never came home, Wil wangsting over how he wished he had the guts to approach her, the standoff where she kicks him and then breaks down wailing and comparing herself to Lyn all "she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts" then bawwing about how Wil would never love her because she's sooooo violent, Wil singing Stabbing Westward to the night sky and whining that she would never love him because he's soooo dumb and poor, followed by some horrible traumatic thing to make them confess their love (Rebecca being attacked or captured by potential rapists, Wil being severely hurt protecting her).

...I am so glad I no longer ship that pairing.