"And we pined for each other every hour of the day, but he was common-born and I was the Queen! I'd have divorced Desmond in a flash if I could have and fled with Murdock and Zephiel, but the army would have hunted us down for 'betraying the king'! Ha! Zephiel would have made a better "king" than that loathsome scum Desmond by the time he turned TEN!"

Yep. ...Call Desmond a Fire Emblem Jessiebelle, since she's the only person about whom I totally agreed with Cori.

It shouldn't be this fun, but it is... (If we run out of FE stuff, we can always talk about Chrono Trigger. Flea is male, right? Prepare for the wonders of Flea/Lucca...)