guardians_song | Another old meme!

List ~~5 pairings~~ 10 characters from various fandoms and answer the following questions.
Welcome to February 2009!

1. Max (Shining Force)
2. Eliwood (Fire Emblem)
3. Bella Swan (Twilight)
4. Ariana Dumbledore (Harry Potter)
5. Vegeta (Dragon Ball Z)
6. Fei-Wong Reed (Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle)
7. Tony Jones (MagiNatioN)
8. Anita Blake (Anita Blake)
9. N (Pokemon)
10. Princess Zelda (The Legend of Zelda)

1. Describe the children of #3(Bella) and #7(Tony Jones) ? Are they good parents?
Tony might be an okay parent, but.... Bella? You have to ask?

The kids would probably have tendencies to disaffected expressions, moderately-odd witticisms, and getting inexplicably hit with the Protagonist Stick.

2. Describe #5(Vegeta) and #1's(Max's) first kiss.
It was immediately followed up by the Shining Force rushing Max to a priest for revival.

3. How would #2(Eliwood) react if #6(Fei-Wong Reed) is pregnant with #10's(Zelda's) baby?
He would offer to host the baby shower, completely oblivious to the screaming and chaos in the background.

4. How does #8(Anita) convince #7(Tony Jones) to go with him/her on a date?
TONY, RUN! THE DOOMCROTCH IS AFTER YOU!!!

5. Where would #9 (N) and #6 (Fei-Wong Reed) go for their honeymoon? How is #4 (Ariana) going to sabotage their honeymoon?
To FWR's Plot Device Dimension, of course! And Ariana would sabotage by barging in with goats, which would provide a distraction while Eliwood led N off and got him a therapist for his obvious daddy-issues.

6. #6(Fei-Wong Reed) is in love with #1(Max) . #3 (Bella Swan) confesses his/her love to #6 (Fei-Wong Reed). Whom would #6(Fei-Wong Reed) pick? Does #8(Anita Blake) think s/he made the right choice?
Who in their right mind would pick Bella? I mean, FWR may be of doubtful sanity, but come on.

Anita thinks he made the wrong choice because All The Adolescents Are Belong To Doomcrotch, of course.

7. #5(Vegeta) and #2(Eliwood) must pretend to be a married couple. Why?
Brill, has someone been letting you have too much crackfic again?

8. #10(Princess Zelda) is moving in with #9(N) . What do they fight about the most?
Well, N has to have it explained to him that he cannot challenge the Hero of Time to a Pokemon battle to support his attempts to liberate the farm animals of Hyrule...

9. How will #4 (Ariana) prove his/her love to #1(Max) ?
It involves a lot of Blaze L4s on any romantic rivals. >_>

10. #7 (Tony Jones) and #4(Ariana) . Love at first sight?
I think Tony'd prefer to keep a safe distance and give a running commentary on some of her weirder behavior, thank you.

11. What would #2(Eliwood) give #9 (N) for Valentine's Day?
A long, soulful talk about the rights of all sentient creatures.

And a hug, I hope.

~~You know, I could actually see this pairing if Eliwood were gay...~~

12. Under what circumstances could #3 (Bella Swan) and #5 (Vegeta) have a happy end?
...Does 'Bella gets reduced to a cloud of dust particles' count as a happy end?

11. What would #8(Anita Blake) like to change about #10(Zelda) \ Does number #10(Zelda) approve?
COUNTING FTW

Well, first of all, Zelda needs to stop being an icky blonde! And getting near any pretty men! And not be one of those icky girly-girls, but not one of those butch creeps who are tougher than Her Doomcrotchiness! And...

...Zelda, if you have any exorcism powers, now's the time to use them.

12. #2(Eliwood) and #7(Tony Jones) are together. Who is more protective of the other?
Eliwood. Though, due to the power-level mismatch in the canons, Tony might end up doing more protecting. A rapier isn't much good against a Hyren, alas.

13. Who is first going to say "I love you", #1(Max) or #9(N) ?
Max is essentially a silent-protagonist. N wins by default.

14. Describe #10(Zelda) and #4's (Ariana's) perfect romantic outing.
...A tour of Hyrule's goat farms?

15. Who suffers from pre-wedding jitters, #3(Bella Swan) or #8(Anita Blake) ? How does bridesmaid/best man #10 (Zelda) soothe them?
Well, that's obvious! Since Bella and Anita are both Sues, they frantically compete to see who can draw more attention to herself before the wedding, and so end up both staging mental breakdowns to draw drama! Meanwhile, Zelda readies the flamethrower -

...Elbe, I take it the de facto sporking hiatus hasn't done anything to restore your emotional health?

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