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Old meme is old.
Choose ten characters from a fandom, then answer the questions.
Twilight
1. Bella Swan
2. Edward Cullen
3. Aro
4. Carlisle Cullen
5. Jacob Black
6. Leah Clearwater
7. Alice Cullen
8. Emmett Cullen
9. Victoria
10. Mike Newton
1. If 10 was of the opposite gender, who from the list would he or she date?
Leah. *trollface*
2. If 7 and 3 went to see a movie together who would pay, and what snacks would each want?
Alice pays, of course. Aro doesn't bother with your human money. *bitchy, limp-wristed hand flap*
Alice: Shiny things.
Aro: The ticket-takers.
3. If 8 was your parent what would he/she leave you as a family heirloom?
Mount Everest.
4. Describe a pair of socks 1 wears on a regular basis.
Whichever ones Kristen Stewart uses to stash her weed.
5. If 2 and 4 got into an argument what would it be about? How would they settle it?
It'd be over Edward's desire to devour humans, and it would be resolved via decade-long flounce/
6. If you could change any one thing about 6, what would it be?
*cough*her snarkdom personality cult*cough*
7. If 5 and 9 got stuck in an elevator together with nothing but a deck of cards, bag of pretzels, and sandwich for 2+ hours, how would they pass the time, which one of them brought each item on the elevator, and what would 10 say/think while watching the surveillance video?
They would ignore the cards, pretzels, and sandwich for the entire time, and spend it insulting each other's fashion sense. (Alice brought everything.)
Mike would curse that two hot girls were trapped in an elevator for 2+ hours and didn't even do anything resembling making out.
8. Would 7 risk his/her life for 4?
Probably not, but she would for a once-a-year sale.
9. How would 6 act when drunk, what's their drink of choice, and would 10 make sure nothing happens to the intoxicated 6?
She'd give Sam the finger, give Quil a wedgie hard enough to damage his "imprinting", and wolfsplode off into the sunset, leaving a trail of sparkle-blooded destruction in her wake.
Mike would just watch in awe...
10. If you dropped by 3's home unexpectedly what would it look like?
It would be dripping with the blood of the innocent, thanks for asking.
11. What will 2 do after their goals are accomplished?
Screw Bella for eternity.
...It's canon. (At least he stopped moping.)
12. 1 loses their memory(how did it happen?), and 8 has to take care of him/her. 8 has always had a crush on 1, and 1 ends up falling for 8 while being cared for. 8 knows 1 is engaged to 5, and that the two are engaged to be married when 5 returns to the country. What happens when 5 returns?
1 is Bella, 8 is Emmett, and 5 is Jacob.
Emmett would throw Bella at Jacob (literally) and run, promising under his breath to beat Jasper up for trying to ship him with Bella...
13. 7 sees a stranger getting mugged, does he/she continue walking or help in some way?
Depends. Is [highly expensive clothing store of choice] having a blowout sale that day?
14. 6 and 4 sing a duet, which song do they perform?
"Stop Eating People". Stephenie Meyer flounces in the middle of it, causing the Twilight universe to collapse on itself, and absolutely no one minds.
15. If 9 were an animal what would he/she be?
A fox.
16. 3 knows 1 and 9 like each other, even if they won't admit it. 3 enlists the help of 8 to set them up. What are their plans, and do 1 and 9 fall for it? Are the plans successful in getting the two to realize their feeling?
Emmett gives Victoria Bella's address, and he and Aro sit back with some vintage O negative while Victoria has metaphorical vampiric sex with Bella. By which I mean "eats her alive, and not in the good way". Edward throws himself into the ocean, and everyone lives happily ever after.
17. 2, in a rush to start his/her first day of work, accidentally spills their coffee on 5 while leaving the crowded shop. 2 quickly apologizes, offers to pay the dry cleaning bill, and leaves. 5 turns out to be 2's new boss. What is their first conversation in the office?
>:B Oh, Jacob is EDWARD'S boss, eh? Well...
*distracted by 50SOG-esque AUs* ...Uh, I'll get back to you later. *smirks and rubs hands together* This is interesting...
Twilight
1. Bella Swan
2. Edward Cullen
3. Aro
4. Carlisle Cullen
5. Jacob Black
6. Leah Clearwater
7. Alice Cullen
8. Emmett Cullen
9. Victoria
10. Mike Newton
1. If 10 was of the opposite gender, who from the list would he or she date?
Leah. *trollface*
2. If 7 and 3 went to see a movie together who would pay, and what snacks would each want?
Alice pays, of course. Aro doesn't bother with your human money. *bitchy, limp-wristed hand flap*
Alice: Shiny things.
Aro: The ticket-takers.
3. If 8 was your parent what would he/she leave you as a family heirloom?
Mount Everest.
4. Describe a pair of socks 1 wears on a regular basis.
Whichever ones Kristen Stewart uses to stash her weed.
5. If 2 and 4 got into an argument what would it be about? How would they settle it?
It'd be over Edward's desire to devour humans, and it would be resolved via decade-long flounce/
6. If you could change any one thing about 6, what would it be?
*cough*her snarkdom personality cult*cough*
7. If 5 and 9 got stuck in an elevator together with nothing but a deck of cards, bag of pretzels, and sandwich for 2+ hours, how would they pass the time, which one of them brought each item on the elevator, and what would 10 say/think while watching the surveillance video?
They would ignore the cards, pretzels, and sandwich for the entire time, and spend it insulting each other's fashion sense. (Alice brought everything.)
Mike would curse that two hot girls were trapped in an elevator for 2+ hours and didn't even do anything resembling making out.
8. Would 7 risk his/her life for 4?
Probably not, but she would for a once-a-year sale.
9. How would 6 act when drunk, what's their drink of choice, and would 10 make sure nothing happens to the intoxicated 6?
She'd give Sam the finger, give Quil a wedgie hard enough to damage his "imprinting", and wolfsplode off into the sunset, leaving a trail of sparkle-blooded destruction in her wake.
Mike would just watch in awe...
10. If you dropped by 3's home unexpectedly what would it look like?
It would be dripping with the blood of the innocent, thanks for asking.
11. What will 2 do after their goals are accomplished?
Screw Bella for eternity.
...It's canon. (At least he stopped moping.)
12. 1 loses their memory(how did it happen?), and 8 has to take care of him/her. 8 has always had a crush on 1, and 1 ends up falling for 8 while being cared for. 8 knows 1 is engaged to 5, and that the two are engaged to be married when 5 returns to the country. What happens when 5 returns?
1 is Bella, 8 is Emmett, and 5 is Jacob.
Emmett would throw Bella at Jacob (literally) and run, promising under his breath to beat Jasper up for trying to ship him with Bella...
13. 7 sees a stranger getting mugged, does he/she continue walking or help in some way?
Depends. Is [highly expensive clothing store of choice] having a blowout sale that day?
14. 6 and 4 sing a duet, which song do they perform?
"Stop Eating People". Stephenie Meyer flounces in the middle of it, causing the Twilight universe to collapse on itself, and absolutely no one minds.
15. If 9 were an animal what would he/she be?
A fox.
16. 3 knows 1 and 9 like each other, even if they won't admit it. 3 enlists the help of 8 to set them up. What are their plans, and do 1 and 9 fall for it? Are the plans successful in getting the two to realize their feeling?
Emmett gives Victoria Bella's address, and he and Aro sit back with some vintage O negative while Victoria has metaphorical vampiric sex with Bella. By which I mean "eats her alive, and not in the good way". Edward throws himself into the ocean, and everyone lives happily ever after.
17. 2, in a rush to start his/her first day of work, accidentally spills their coffee on 5 while leaving the crowded shop. 2 quickly apologizes, offers to pay the dry cleaning bill, and leaves. 5 turns out to be 2's new boss. What is their first conversation in the office?
>:B Oh, Jacob is EDWARD'S boss, eh? Well...
*distracted by 50SOG-esque AUs* ...Uh, I'll get back to you later. *smirks and rubs hands together* This is interesting...