Actually that sounds a bit like canon!TR too minus the swearing. Or at least, James telling Ash to wear a dress does. XD

Misty, if you want this friendship to work, it's going to take a lot more than being mean to us in public and then apologizing when nobody is looking in their pants.

Misty: "Hey, stop looking in your pants for the remote! I'm trying to apologize for being mean!"

Real friends don't put on acts like that in their pants.

They put on acts like that in lovely silk robes!