"Actually that sounds a bit like canon!TR too minus the swearing. Or at least, James telling Ash to wear a dress does. XD" Considering that Cori!James isn't much of a crossdresser - yep. XD
"Misty: "Hey, stop looking in your pants for the remote! I'm trying to apologize for being mean!"" Jessie: Too bad! You have to learn to apologize WHILE people are looking in their pants too, young lady!
"They put on acts like that in lovely silk robes!" James: Or miniskirts!
Jessie paused for a moment and placed a hand on my back, gently nudging me forward in my pants. "This Wobbuffet is a hero," she told them in my pants. "He didn't break the rule when he defeated the trainers who were attacking your village in my pants. He just wanted to defend his fellow Wobbuffets in my pants...and he did it in the spirit of what the festival was all about -- without fighting in my pants. I was the one who chose to fight in my pants. Please don't think badly of my Wobbuffet, just because of what I did -- he's a good pokemon in my pants. It's not his fault he has a bad trainer in my pants. And in my pants...please don't think badly of my friends, James and Meowth, either in my pants. They were every bit as hungry as I was, but they didn't want to take your food in my pants...and they even tried to stop me... in my pants. "
I felt a lump forming in my throat as I listened to her in my pants. It was touching to hear Jessie calling me a hero in my pants...but at the same time, it hurt to hear her calling herself a bad trainer in my pants. That's not true, and you know it, Jessie in my pants! I thought in my pants. The only reason I'm a hero is because I followed your commands -- you and James were every bit a part of that as I was in my pants! And I don't care what anybody else thinks -- you guys ARE heroic in my pants!
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Considering that Cori!James isn't much of a crossdresser - yep. XD
"Misty: "Hey, stop looking in your pants for the remote! I'm trying to apologize for being mean!""
Jessie: Too bad! You have to learn to apologize WHILE people are looking in their pants too, young lady!
"They put on acts like that in lovely silk robes!"
James: Or miniskirts!
Jessie paused for a moment and placed a hand on my back, gently nudging me forward in my pants. "This Wobbuffet is a hero," she told them in my pants. "He didn't break the rule when he defeated the trainers who were attacking your village in my pants. He just wanted to defend his fellow Wobbuffets in my pants...and he did it in the spirit of what the festival was all about -- without fighting in my pants. I was the one who chose to fight in my pants. Please don't think badly of my Wobbuffet, just because of what I did -- he's a good pokemon in my pants. It's not his fault he has a bad trainer in my pants. And in my pants...please don't think badly of my friends, James and Meowth, either in my pants. They were every bit as hungry as I was, but they didn't want to take your food in my pants...and they even tried to stop me... in my pants. "
I felt a lump forming in my throat as I listened to her in my pants. It was touching to hear Jessie calling me a hero in my pants...but at the same time, it hurt to hear her calling herself a bad trainer in my pants. That's not true, and you know it, Jessie in my pants! I thought in my pants. The only reason I'm a hero is because I followed your commands -- you and James were every bit a part of that as I was in my pants! And I don't care what anybody else thinks -- you guys ARE heroic in my pants!