Dear Codecademy,

It was an interesting discovery that your output windows work as you showed them in the initial advertisement for the new interface once you zoom out one notch via Ctrl + -.
You realize that's not the default size?

Yours in Amusement,
Guardian's Song

P.S. I completed the Ruby course! :D Now, back to Code Year...

Dwagginz!

News links:

In highly depressing news, ( Cut for homophobia, violence, and rape. Not in the same article. )

In this-is-why-I-don't-complain-much-about-female-objectification news, behold the Annual Ma Yuehan Bodybuilding Contest.
And scientists may be developing a cure for cocaine addiction!
Study unravels central mystery of Alzheimer's disease
Key pathway to stop dangerous, out-of-control inflammation discovered
The Fat Chip: Controlling obesity the smart way

Now I want to write a crack!fic where Master-of-Death!Harry still has to do his taxes.

( NSFW )

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EDIT: This was another accidental crosspost from bizarre_fic_quotes.
You see, I'm using the beta-testing Create Entries page on Dreamwidth, and I put the journal-posted-to section in an idiotic place. I'll correct that imminently. Forgive me.

D-Dear Federal Government...

What exactly do you need with the following?

LI 001: Carbon Bagpipe Drone Reed Set, 5, EA;
LI 002: Bagpipe Chanter Reeds-Easy, 12, EA;
LI 003: Bagpipe Chanter Reeds-Medium, 12, EA;
LI 004: Deluxe Bagpipe Bag Covers w/ Non-slip Grap Patch and Zipper, 5, EA;
LI 005: Drone Cords, 5, EA;
LI 006: Highland Bagpipe Tuner and Metronome with cases, 2, EA;
LI 007: Combination Tuner and Metronome, 6, EA;
LI 008: Black Polypenco Bagpipes w/ cases, 10, EA;
LI 009: Polypenco Bagpipe Chanter, 10, EA;
LI 010: Bellows Blown Blackwood Smallpipes in "A" w/ cases, 4, EA;
LI 011: Black waxed bagpipe hemp, 4, EA;
LI 012: Real Beeswax, 4, EA;
LI 013: Long Polypenco Practice Chanters, 10, EA;
LI 014: Bagpipe Tutor Book - VOL 1 C.O.P., 10, EA;
LI 015: Practice Chanter Reed, 10, EA;
LI 016: Rol of Pipe Bag Tie-In cord, 2, EA;
LI 017: Tapered Reamer, 1, EA;
LI 018: PiobMaster 2.3 CD ROM-Bagpipe music writing software, 1, EA;
LI 019: Pipe Band Base Drum Carrier, 2, EA;
LI 020: Folding Bass Drum Stand, 1, EA;
LI 021: Inverness Rain Cape, 14, EA;
LI 022: Glengarry Plain, 15, EA;
LI 023: Snare Drum Stand, 4, EA;
LI 024: Pipe Band Snare Drums-Black, 4, EA;
LI 025: Snare Carrier-Silver, 4, EA;
LI 026: 16" x 12" Pipe Band Tenor Drum, 4, EA;
LI 027: 18" Bodhran Pack w/ Beater, 4, EA;
LI 028: Deluxe triple function drum sling, 2, EA;
LI 029: Heavy Duty Tenor Drum leg rest, 2, EA;
LI 030: Drum-Mount Snare Drum stick bag, 4, EA;
LI 031: Heavy Duty Drum Key, 2, EA;
LI 032: Short Black Classic Tenor Mallets, 3, EA;
LI 033: Black Bass Beaters, 2, EA;
LI 034: TyFry Tenor Tutor Tenor Instruction DVD/CDROM, 1, EA;
LI 035: Snare Stick Set, 10, EA;
LI 036: Square Tenor/Snare Drum Case, 5, EA;
LI 037: Spats Canvas-White, 20, EA;
LI 038: Hose-Blue, 14, EA;
LI 039: Flashes-Red, 14, EA;
LI 040: Leather Day Sporrans-Black, 14, EA;
LI 041: Horsehair Sporrans, 14, EA;
LI 042: Sgian Dubhs, 14, EA;
LI 043: Shipping/Handling/Delivery, 1, EA;

Yours in bewilderment,
Guardian's Song

P.S.
Wait a minute -

Agency: Department of Homeland Security
Office: Customs and Border Protection
Location: Procurement Directorate - DC

W-what - I -
I don't even KNOW how you plan to make that work. I... uh... WOW. This is going to be the weirdest dang border-security effort EVER.

>...Good grief...

>Browses through an old textbook for kicks
>Sees that it has a problem identical to one which gave me trouble earlier this week
>And that the style of this book gives more hints for tricky problems
>Resists urge to bang face against open palm