guardians_song: A slightly edited posterized version of King Zephiel from Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken. (Trollin')
guardians_song ([personal profile] guardians_song) wrote 2013-07-01 07:38 am (UTC)

Re: BRINGS THIS POST BACK FROM THE DEAD

Ohhh yeah, I forgot about that. Yeah, Cori could find some way to make both Robins exist without the incest angle.
Somehow.

Maybe he's a descendant of theirs through Raigh! XD
RAIGH? *looks up*
...Oh, WOW, the translations have gone nuts. XD
Yeah! His hair color came from... um, Sophia? ...After enough generations? :D;;

Exactly. XD But Cori would turn it from a fun game into MY HEADCANON IS BETTER THAN YOUR CANON and just...wangst it up. Like crazy.
To be fair to Cori, she basically stated at some point that (in modern terms) any detailed headcanon is better than canon because the fans care much more about it than the writers do. So she was the classic Entitled Fan, but... at least she was faithful to her own kind? :S (After all the elitism-wars in fandom, I take that as a relatively good thing.)

But YES, THE WANGST. She turned NON-Sueish characters into Sues - can you imagine what she'd do with an already-Sueish character?!

Exactly. XD It's so easy to imagine ordinary things in Corispeak.
Like... just about anything. I can't even figure out which way she'd go on Naruto - whether she'd turn Naruto into this weeping, angsting dishrag because of the repeated comments that his prankster exterior is to hide his inner pain and loneliness, or whether she'd bash him through a wall because OMG DUMB SHONEN HERO.
And, on the Black/White front, she'd probably bash Cheren, because HE'S JUST A POMPOUS ASSHOLE WHO DOESN'T CAAAARE ABOUT POKEMON... or something. Meanwhile, she'd probably have Touko JOIN Team Plasma, because N IS PERFECT BEING AND GHETSIS IS THE ONLY THING WRONG WITH THEIR IDEOLOGY. And Bianca would be made to SEE THE LIGHT, too...

(and holy shit I just realized Vaike and Tharja could be like the bastard lovechild of Ash Hull/Delia and James's parents. @_@ One lethal dumbass and one psycho bitch.)
BAHAHA, we have just found FE!Cori's OTP-for-all-the-wrong-reasons. XD

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