Mary-Sue, I think you mean. Cori hates Teh Slash, remember?
To be fair, all the full-blooded dragons in FE6 have pointed ears in human form (which, in retrospect, would have been the first hint to players of FE6 that Ninian and Nils weren't full dragons), so Cori WOULD have some grounds for the Obvious Dragon status. And really, Nils and Ninian only get away with their looks as it is because almost nobody alive in the present (Athos and Hawkeye being obvious exceptions) knows what a dragon looks like in human form.
(And Aenir had better have a human form to gloss over said babymaking. XP A Nergal-in-Arcadia fic I was writing got VERY awkward when an Ice Dragon [who wasn't aware of the relation] treated the whole subject like Aenir was that guy on Fandom Wank who married his horse. It got even more awkward when I couldn't completely counter it...
...You know, it's funny how interspecies romances always get waved off if the non-human one can take human form. Nobody ever points out that, from the perspective to the non-human species, said person looks an awful lot like a really hardcore fursuiter... XP)
YEP! And you just know all dragons would be into Wicca, so it would be ~religious~ persecution too.
Let's see, the Divinely OOC Generals would be:
Roland, Embodiment of Evil With An EEEEEEVIL Sword Athos, Cruel Meanie Who Never Cared About Nergal's FEEEELINGS St. Elimine, Bigoted Wench With No Appreciation Of Wicca Barigan, Raging Pervert (old joke from the GameFAQs board, if I remember correctly - he founded a country filled with hot girls whose jobs require them to wear miniskirts) Brammimond, The Magic Parrot (again, old joke...) Durbans, Clearly An Ancestor Of Ash Ketchum (he lives for battle... think about it [through Cori-vision]...) Hanon, Unfortunate Native American Stereotype she would totally miss that the Sacaeans bear a certain resemblance to the Mongols... Harmut, A Good Guy Wrongly Influenced By His Evil Friends (since, after all, he spared Idoun)
...Come to think of it, if she got her hands on a copy of the FE6 script before she finished 'redoing' FE7, she'd probably contrive some canon-breaking sidequest wherein Eliwood trades in Durandal for the Sword of Seals, since Cori was nothing if not fond of stuffing ALL THE TOYS!!11! in her pet characters' hands. (And since the Sword of Seals doesn't kill Idoun, she'd deem it automatically better than that wretched Durandal that temporarily slaughtered her FE7 main pairing.)
...She'd ship Roy/Idoun, wouldn't she? And fob Lilina off on Gonzales. Eek...
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To be fair, all the full-blooded dragons in FE6 have pointed ears in human form (which, in retrospect, would have been the first hint to players of FE6 that Ninian and Nils weren't full dragons), so Cori WOULD have some grounds for the Obvious Dragon status. And really, Nils and Ninian only get away with their looks as it is because almost nobody alive in the present (Athos and Hawkeye being obvious exceptions) knows what a dragon looks like in human form.
(And Aenir had better have a human form to gloss over said babymaking. XP A Nergal-in-Arcadia fic I was writing got VERY awkward when an Ice Dragon [who wasn't aware of the relation] treated the whole subject like Aenir was that guy on Fandom Wank who married his horse. It got even more awkward when I couldn't completely counter it...
...You know, it's funny how interspecies romances always get waved off if the non-human one can take human form. Nobody ever points out that, from the perspective to the non-human species, said person looks an awful lot like a really hardcore fursuiter... XP)
YEP! And you just know all dragons would be into Wicca, so it would be ~religious~ persecution too.
Let's see, the Divinely OOC Generals would be:
Roland, Embodiment of Evil With An EEEEEEVIL Sword
Athos, Cruel Meanie Who Never Cared About Nergal's FEEEELINGS
St. Elimine, Bigoted Wench With No Appreciation Of Wicca
Barigan, Raging Pervert (old joke from the GameFAQs board, if I remember correctly - he founded a country filled with hot girls whose jobs require them to wear miniskirts)
Brammimond, The Magic Parrot (again, old joke...)
Durbans, Clearly An Ancestor Of Ash Ketchum (he lives for battle... think about it [through Cori-vision]...)
Hanon, Unfortunate Native American Stereotype
she would totally miss that the Sacaeans bear a certain resemblance to the Mongols...Harmut, A Good Guy Wrongly Influenced By His Evil Friends (since, after all, he spared Idoun)
...Come to think of it, if she got her hands on a copy of the FE6 script before she finished 'redoing' FE7, she'd probably contrive some canon-breaking sidequest wherein Eliwood trades in Durandal for the Sword of Seals, since Cori was nothing if not fond of stuffing ALL THE TOYS!!11! in her pet characters' hands. (And since the Sword of Seals doesn't kill Idoun, she'd deem it automatically better than that wretched Durandal that temporarily slaughtered her FE7 main pairing.)
...She'd ship Roy/Idoun, wouldn't she? And fob Lilina off on Gonzales. Eek...