*bursts in, waving about archived links*

[guardians_song]

See, by going back to a very early version of Cori's Geocities city, I found her OLD website! And by hitting a broken link, I managed to get a repository of all the archived pages under that link!

Here we go, folks!

http://wayback.archive.org/web/*/http://members.spree.com/entertainment/cattibrie13/*

(Please note: Not all rants are Cori's. Check the names listed.

However, all are rather nutty. I'm terrified at the prospect of CORI FALLS being the sanest in her fan-corner...)
http://web.archive.org/web/20010215034413/http://members.spree.com/entertainment/cattibrie13/rants1.html
http://web.archive.org/web/20010215035502/http://members.spree.com/entertainment/cattibrie13/rants2.html
http://web.archive.org/web/20010215035917/http://members.spree.com/entertainment/cattibrie13/rants3.html
http://web.archive.org/web/20010306225757/http://members.spree.com/entertainment/cattibrie13/rants4.html
http://web.archive.org/web/20010309183423/http://members.spree.com/entertainment/cattibrie13/rants5.html

I'd also like to note definitive verification of Cori's age at this link:
http://web.archive.org/web/20010306224857/http://members.spree.com/entertainment/cattibrie13/cori.html
Fun fact? She was an English major who graduated Summa Cum Laude! Well, that explains why the technical quality of her writing was actually decent...

Comments

[guardians_song]

*scrapes your head off the walls and begins gluing it back together*

WOW. I really hope Cori grew out of this psycho stage.
One hopes so. She's 35 years old now (24 in 2001 + 11 years), so one REALLY hopes so...

[sarajayechan]

Thanks. D: I pretty much skimmed them all, didn't wanna bother going into the down and dirty details except for what stuck out to me.

...oh God. BAD thought. What if she glommed onto Boy Meets World? D: D: D: You know she'd latch onto...no, Shigeru1313 would nab Shawn. Cori would jump on Eric and throw many tantrums over his losing Rachel and his characterization in the final season.

[guardians_song]

Thanks. D: I pretty much skimmed them all, didn't wanna bother going into the down and dirty details except for what stuck out to me.
Yeah, same here. I think any sporking would cause repeated head-explosions...

and throw many tantrums over his losing Rachel and his characterization in the final season.
I'm not even in the fandom, and that sounds about right...

[sarajayechan]

Yeah. Best to just leave these as a wall of madness to headdesk at, then move on and read porn.

I can't decide how she'd feel about Cory, other than OMG HIS NAME'S LIKE MY NAME. She'd HATE young!Cory, who was a boyish little imp, but she might sympathize with adult!Cory for his True Love fixation. She'd also be a major Jack hater, which would suck if she was working in seasons 5-6, but I'd understand if she was hating on season 7!Jack.