*bursts in, waving about archived links*

[guardians_song]

See, by going back to a very early version of Cori's Geocities city, I found her OLD website! And by hitting a broken link, I managed to get a repository of all the archived pages under that link!

Here we go, folks!

http://wayback.archive.org/web/*/http://members.spree.com/entertainment/cattibrie13/*

(Please note: Not all rants are Cori's. Check the names listed.

However, all are rather nutty. I'm terrified at the prospect of CORI FALLS being the sanest in her fan-corner...)
http://web.archive.org/web/20010215034413/http://members.spree.com/entertainment/cattibrie13/rants1.html
http://web.archive.org/web/20010215035502/http://members.spree.com/entertainment/cattibrie13/rants2.html
http://web.archive.org/web/20010215035917/http://members.spree.com/entertainment/cattibrie13/rants3.html
http://web.archive.org/web/20010306225757/http://members.spree.com/entertainment/cattibrie13/rants4.html
http://web.archive.org/web/20010309183423/http://members.spree.com/entertainment/cattibrie13/rants5.html

I'd also like to note definitive verification of Cori's age at this link:
http://web.archive.org/web/20010306224857/http://members.spree.com/entertainment/cattibrie13/cori.html
Fun fact? She was an English major who graduated Summa Cum Laude! Well, that explains why the technical quality of her writing was actually decent...

Comments

[sarajayechan]

...do I want to do this?

*opens every link*

If my head explodes, you have to put it back together. :P

[guardians_song]

...Sooooo, do I have to scrape it off the walls yet? :D;;

[sarajayechan]

...oh God. Hot Lips's whining rant about how TR Palace and other fans are "sick". Funny, I remember finding some decent-quality fic at TR Palace. :P

With that I’ll close this rant by saying, “Please Team Rocket Fans and Rocketshippers, let's show the world how much we love these three beautiful characters. And give them something they never had from the brats, RESPECT! And keep all the wonderful Rocketshippy, Friendshippy, and Ash bashing stories coming! ^__^ Thank You."

OH BUT IT'S OKAY FOR YOU PEOPLE TO THROW SHIT AT ASH. /Lyssie mode off

and holy shit Cori's "poor misguided antis" rant. BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T SHIP JESSIE/JAMES YOU MUST BE A POOR MISGUIDED LITTLE SOUL. Here, let Auntie Cori set you straight!

And the Golden Ponyta Patooties. Wow, real mature! >:P Why not just stick your fingers in your ears and go WAAAAH UR A POOPYHEAD, Cori? And jeez, is EVERYTHING about the anime a personal affront to your precious Team Rocket? WAH THE THEME SONG WAH AMERICAN CARTOONS WAH VOTING ON WEBSITES.

...wow.

I'm reading "Cori Gets Bugged". I...I have episodes of shows I can't stand, but Cori just takes it way too fucking far. Hating Tracey just because his Scyther was being a jerk?

Also apparently Misty and Ash are the REAL bad guys because they're immature kids.

Blah blah blah more Ashbashing and TR stanning and whining and tantrums and I kind of want to parody this with Kristan in which Milos sends her into hysterics by bashing Jessie and James. Or have Lyssie and Mila get into a bitchfight over Ash vs. TR in which Lyssie pwns Mila by bringing up the double standard again.

All things considered, Gio is a cool guy! The boss is...boss! *hugs poor, misunderstood Giovanni*

I think Silver would have a few words to say about that. :P

WOW. I really hope Cori grew out of this psycho stage.

[guardians_song]

*scrapes your head off the walls and begins gluing it back together*

WOW. I really hope Cori grew out of this psycho stage.
One hopes so. She's 35 years old now (24 in 2001 + 11 years), so one REALLY hopes so...

[sarajayechan]

Thanks. D: I pretty much skimmed them all, didn't wanna bother going into the down and dirty details except for what stuck out to me.

...oh God. BAD thought. What if she glommed onto Boy Meets World? D: D: D: You know she'd latch onto...no, Shigeru1313 would nab Shawn. Cori would jump on Eric and throw many tantrums over his losing Rachel and his characterization in the final season.

[guardians_song]

Thanks. D: I pretty much skimmed them all, didn't wanna bother going into the down and dirty details except for what stuck out to me.
Yeah, same here. I think any sporking would cause repeated head-explosions...

and throw many tantrums over his losing Rachel and his characterization in the final season.
I'm not even in the fandom, and that sounds about right...

[sarajayechan]

Yeah. Best to just leave these as a wall of madness to headdesk at, then move on and read porn.

I can't decide how she'd feel about Cory, other than OMG HIS NAME'S LIKE MY NAME. She'd HATE young!Cory, who was a boyish little imp, but she might sympathize with adult!Cory for his True Love fixation. She'd also be a major Jack hater, which would suck if she was working in seasons 5-6, but I'd understand if she was hating on season 7!Jack.