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guardians_song) wrote2012-09-17 08:57 pm
guardians_song) wrote2012-09-17 08:57 pm
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So, since my Dreamwidth f-list is pretty small right now...
Let's contemplate what would happened if infamous badficcer Cori Falls had been a Fire Emblem fan rather than a Pokemon fan.
FE6:
-Roy is a big evil meanie-pants who picks on Zephiel, who just wasn't loved enough as a child.
-Zephiel/Brunya, I suppose?
-A Jahn fangirl would have joined up with Cori and written her self-insert OC into a pairing with Jahn, who has mysteriously grown emotions.Well, he obviously has emotions, but "non-self-righteous ***hole" emotions, I mean.
-Desmond would be resurrected at least once to be put through an incredibly humiliating and undignified second deathand everyone would remember this as The One Thing Cori Did Right.
-The Bern army would be a loving and benevolent place not at all focused on world conquest.
-At least one War Dragon of abnormal intelligence would be converted into a wise-cracking loudmouth obsessed with Zephiel and Brunya's sex life.
-The entire issue with Idoun would be completely whitewashed. That, or we'd find out she enjoyed being brainwashed. Or something.
Any other suggestions, Sarajayechan?I'll post FE7 and FE8 speculations later. :P
FE6:
-Roy is a big evil meanie-pants who picks on Zephiel, who just wasn't loved enough as a child.
-Zephiel/Brunya, I suppose?
-A Jahn fangirl would have joined up with Cori and written her self-insert OC into a pairing with Jahn, who has mysteriously grown emotions.
-Desmond would be resurrected at least once to be put through an incredibly humiliating and undignified second death
-The Bern army would be a loving and benevolent place not at all focused on world conquest.
-At least one War Dragon of abnormal intelligence would be converted into a wise-cracking loudmouth obsessed with Zephiel and Brunya's sex life.
-The entire issue with Idoun would be completely whitewashed. That, or we'd find out she enjoyed being brainwashed. Or something.
Any other suggestions, Sarajayechan?I'll post FE7 and FE8 speculations later. :P
Re: Part II
HOLY SHIT YES. Shigeru would convince Cori Raven wasn't so bad, and he'd get a girlfriend named Arwen.
(,dvjk,fbjhmjmnfj YES YES YES. She'd be the biggest N/Hilda shipper who bashed Hilda's Ferris Wheel dates...the male ones, anyway, because THERE ARE NO LESBIANS IN POKEMON KTHX so Aurora only ADMIRES Hilda!)
Re: Part II
And she'd bring Hilbert into the picture just to bash him, since she wouldn't have a major good-side character to bash otherwise. :| She'd have to have SOMETHING to entertain her between Humiliation Conga episodes for Ghetsis.
Re: Part II
Totally. She'd definitely make fun of his name, and everyone would have a field day with that.
Re: Part II
Hilbert, or Dennnnnnn-iiiis?Re: Part II
DEEEEEEEEENIIIIIIS.
And she wouldn't even have to redeem him considering...well, that's a spoiler. But needless to say she can fangirl N and hate Ghetsis with no worries!