So, since my Dreamwidth f-list is pretty small right now...

[guardians_song]

Let's contemplate what would happened if infamous badficcer Cori Falls had been a Fire Emblem fan rather than a Pokemon fan.

FE6:
-Roy is a big evil meanie-pants who picks on Zephiel, who just wasn't loved enough as a child.
-Zephiel/Brunya, I suppose?
-A Jahn fangirl would have joined up with Cori and written her self-insert OC into a pairing with Jahn, who has mysteriously grown emotions. Well, he obviously has emotions, but "non-self-righteous ***hole" emotions, I mean.
-Desmond would be resurrected at least once to be put through an incredibly humiliating and undignified second death and everyone would remember this as The One Thing Cori Did Right.
-The Bern army would be a loving and benevolent place not at all focused on world conquest.
-At least one War Dragon of abnormal intelligence would be converted into a wise-cracking loudmouth obsessed with Zephiel and Brunya's sex life.
-The entire issue with Idoun would be completely whitewashed. That, or we'd find out she enjoyed being brainwashed. Or something.

Any other suggestions, Sarajayechan?I'll post FE7 and FE8 speculations later. :P

Comments

[redwoodalchan]

That's funny, though I don't play Fire Emblem :P

Incidentally, for awhile now I've been wondering what Cori's fics would have looked like had she continued writing Pokemon fanfic up till the present arc. In particular, I'm wondering what she would think of their new, badass roles. Would she be happy they're finally getting respect? Or just angry and upset that they aren't cool in the way SHE wants?

[guardians_song]

Would she be happy they're finally getting respect? Or just angry and upset that they aren't cool in the way SHE wants?
Both. Cori was overjoyed to get any Proper Acknowledgement of her heroes, but a master over seething about ANY perceived slight...