So, since my Dreamwidth f-list is pretty small right now...

[guardians_song]

Let's contemplate what would happened if infamous badficcer Cori Falls had been a Fire Emblem fan rather than a Pokemon fan.

FE6:
-Roy is a big evil meanie-pants who picks on Zephiel, who just wasn't loved enough as a child.
-Zephiel/Brunya, I suppose?
-A Jahn fangirl would have joined up with Cori and written her self-insert OC into a pairing with Jahn, who has mysteriously grown emotions. Well, he obviously has emotions, but "non-self-righteous ***hole" emotions, I mean.
-Desmond would be resurrected at least once to be put through an incredibly humiliating and undignified second death and everyone would remember this as The One Thing Cori Did Right.
-The Bern army would be a loving and benevolent place not at all focused on world conquest.
-At least one War Dragon of abnormal intelligence would be converted into a wise-cracking loudmouth obsessed with Zephiel and Brunya's sex life.
-The entire issue with Idoun would be completely whitewashed. That, or we'd find out she enjoyed being brainwashed. Or something.

Any other suggestions, Sarajayechan?I'll post FE7 and FE8 speculations later. :P

Comments

[sarajayechan]

Serra: Then revive her already! This staff only has three uses left and we can't get more until the shopping sidequest!
Vaida: Can someone answer me the very simple question of why she isn't dead yet?
Eliwood: We can't afford to be murdering people right now, Dame Vaida. ...tempting as it is.

[guardians_song]

Bramimond: Sorry, I am mirroring the Plot right now. Can't revive her until Eliwood's had time to ask.
Nergal: I believe there exists a creature more annoying than Sonia. I'm shocked too.
Tactician Cori: Hector?
Nergal: ...
Tactician Cori: Farina?
Nergal: ...*facepalm*
Tactician Cori: Oh! Oh! I know! Desmond?
Nergal: While technically correct, that isn't what I meant.

[sarajayechan]

Eliwood: *sigh* Fine. ...Nergal, you dick, what did you do to Ninian.
Serra: *facepalm* She means YOU, Tactician Cori! She means you!
Matthew: ...Serra?
Serra: I'm not as dense as everyone thinks I am, you know. I-oh, right, Cori's watching, can't show my vulnerable side. ...Matthew, get me a drink! I'm tired from trying to revive Ninian!