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guardians_song) wrote2012-09-17 08:57 pm
guardians_song) wrote2012-09-17 08:57 pm
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So, since my Dreamwidth f-list is pretty small right now...
Let's contemplate what would happened if infamous badficcer Cori Falls had been a Fire Emblem fan rather than a Pokemon fan.
FE6:
-Roy is a big evil meanie-pants who picks on Zephiel, who just wasn't loved enough as a child.
-Zephiel/Brunya, I suppose?
-A Jahn fangirl would have joined up with Cori and written her self-insert OC into a pairing with Jahn, who has mysteriously grown emotions.Well, he obviously has emotions, but "non-self-righteous ***hole" emotions, I mean.
-Desmond would be resurrected at least once to be put through an incredibly humiliating and undignified second deathand everyone would remember this as The One Thing Cori Did Right.
-The Bern army would be a loving and benevolent place not at all focused on world conquest.
-At least one War Dragon of abnormal intelligence would be converted into a wise-cracking loudmouth obsessed with Zephiel and Brunya's sex life.
-The entire issue with Idoun would be completely whitewashed. That, or we'd find out she enjoyed being brainwashed. Or something.
Any other suggestions, Sarajayechan?I'll post FE7 and FE8 speculations later. :P
FE6:
-Roy is a big evil meanie-pants who picks on Zephiel, who just wasn't loved enough as a child.
-Zephiel/Brunya, I suppose?
-A Jahn fangirl would have joined up with Cori and written her self-insert OC into a pairing with Jahn, who has mysteriously grown emotions.
-Desmond would be resurrected at least once to be put through an incredibly humiliating and undignified second death
-The Bern army would be a loving and benevolent place not at all focused on world conquest.
-At least one War Dragon of abnormal intelligence would be converted into a wise-cracking loudmouth obsessed with Zephiel and Brunya's sex life.
-The entire issue with Idoun would be completely whitewashed. That, or we'd find out she enjoyed being brainwashed. Or something.
Any other suggestions, Sarajayechan?I'll post FE7 and FE8 speculations later. :P
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...*dying of laughter* I'm a Rebecca/Lowen shipper, though, and so I'm inclined to believe Cori would like that pairing more. I mean. FOOD! Miraculous cooking abilities are Cori's one true love! Just watch, he'd be preparing seventeen-course banquets from nothing more than a few emaciated rabbits and dessicated apples in the area, I tell you...
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...oh God you're right, I forgot about the food porn! XD So maybe Rebecca/Lowen and Florina/Wil and Sain/Tactician or OC? Or even Lowen/Tactician, since you suggested she'd marry him in order to have stalker access to Eliwood and Ninian way up in a previous thread. Tactician!Cori could be another Rebecca or Jessie.
But yeah, food porn!Becky/Lowen does sound Cori-ish. "Oh, Lowen, this roast jerky with ground-up shriveled peach sauce over rice makes the most succulent stir-fry! <333" "Oh, sweetheart, you praise me too much! It was your idea to bake a pie from those dried-out berries that saved this meal!"