So, since my Dreamwidth f-list is pretty small right now...

[guardians_song]

Let's contemplate what would happened if infamous badficcer Cori Falls had been a Fire Emblem fan rather than a Pokemon fan.

FE6:
-Roy is a big evil meanie-pants who picks on Zephiel, who just wasn't loved enough as a child.
-Zephiel/Brunya, I suppose?
-A Jahn fangirl would have joined up with Cori and written her self-insert OC into a pairing with Jahn, who has mysteriously grown emotions. Well, he obviously has emotions, but "non-self-righteous ***hole" emotions, I mean.
-Desmond would be resurrected at least once to be put through an incredibly humiliating and undignified second death and everyone would remember this as The One Thing Cori Did Right.
-The Bern army would be a loving and benevolent place not at all focused on world conquest.
-At least one War Dragon of abnormal intelligence would be converted into a wise-cracking loudmouth obsessed with Zephiel and Brunya's sex life.
-The entire issue with Idoun would be completely whitewashed. That, or we'd find out she enjoyed being brainwashed. Or something.

Any other suggestions, Sarajayechan?I'll post FE7 and FE8 speculations later. :P

Comments

Re: Another general note I completely forgot

[sarajayechan]

I know, right? D:

Ah, true. And Cori would be comforted by the fact that canon never outright says Nino and Jaffar are dead.

Re: Another general note I completely forgot

[guardians_song]

*nods* So long as they're not officially dead... yep yep.

Re: Another general note I completely forgot

[sarajayechan]

Aside from the "canon" children, which pairs would she insist spawn which FE6 characters? I can definitely see her arguing for Wil/Rebecca based on Lowen's hairstyle, or Lowen/Rebecca based on his hair color and personality.

Re: Another general note I completely forgot

[guardians_song]

Er... I dunno? :B Except for Nino/Jaffar. ...Who's the green-haired Pheraean cavalier, again? She'd probably wrangle a Harken/Isadora pairing for him. And, er, Sue would obviously be Rath/Lyn spawn. Kent/Fiora might contribute genes for Pegasus Riders...

Help, I have little grasp of who was who in FE6. :D;;

Re: Another general note I completely forgot

[sarajayechan]

Lance. He's not originally from Pherae, though, so that wouldn't work...she'd have to default to Allan.

Here we go!

Re: Another general note I completely forgot

[guardians_song]

...I have no guesses for who she'd put down as the spawners. 8D;; I mean, dang... even the canon children don't look much like their parents. Your guesses?

Re: Another general note I completely forgot

[sarajayechan]

Dorcas + Natalie = Dorothy
Harken + Isadora = Allan
Kent + Fiora = Noah
Lucius + Serra = Ellen
Matthew + Leila = Chad
Heath + Vaida = Zeiss and Miledy

(And then I'd be pissed because I actually agree with the first three. Or at least like the idea. >.>)

Re: Another general note I completely forgot

[guardians_song]

Ah, makes sense.

I royally stink at picking out possible kids, because I'm far too fond of creating OCs via canon-character breeding. >_> Or in the case of Aenir, creating OC parents from canon kids - Oh gad, I'm the side-incarnation of Cori Falls! D:

Re: Another general note I completely forgot

[sarajayechan]

She'd find some way to circumvent the fact that Ellen is from Bern in the case of Serra and Lucius. Though to be fair I tend to assume Dorothy was born in Pherae and was sent to Etruria to study/be safe from bandits or oncoming war.

Nah, unlike her you don't suck at it. And you're a nicer person than she is. XD