So, since my Dreamwidth f-list is pretty small right now...

[guardians_song]

Let's contemplate what would happened if infamous badficcer Cori Falls had been a Fire Emblem fan rather than a Pokemon fan.

FE6:
-Roy is a big evil meanie-pants who picks on Zephiel, who just wasn't loved enough as a child.
-Zephiel/Brunya, I suppose?
-A Jahn fangirl would have joined up with Cori and written her self-insert OC into a pairing with Jahn, who has mysteriously grown emotions. Well, he obviously has emotions, but "non-self-righteous ***hole" emotions, I mean.
-Desmond would be resurrected at least once to be put through an incredibly humiliating and undignified second death and everyone would remember this as The One Thing Cori Did Right.
-The Bern army would be a loving and benevolent place not at all focused on world conquest.
-At least one War Dragon of abnormal intelligence would be converted into a wise-cracking loudmouth obsessed with Zephiel and Brunya's sex life.
-The entire issue with Idoun would be completely whitewashed. That, or we'd find out she enjoyed being brainwashed. Or something.

Any other suggestions, Sarajayechan?I'll post FE7 and FE8 speculations later. :P

Comments

[guardians_song]

Eliwood: Actually, it's that she took one look at me and started raving about how I was the most wonderful Lord ever... though I did wonder why she tried to marry me off to the unconscious Ninian before I so much as learned Ninian's name.
Tactician Cori: You two were clearly soulmates. Little things like 'consciousness' and 'having met' shouldn't get in the way of true love.
Eliwood: Also, why did you keep calling me 'James'?
Tactician Cori: Grr... Nils, play that little ditty called 'Stabbing Overthataway' I commissioned from you the other day, will you? Calm these wretches down.
Nils: What's the difference between you and Nergal, again?
Nergal: I'm prettier.
Nils: ...Dear spirits of the ice, NO.

[sarajayechan]

All: ...
Vaida: I'm happy to kill her any time, you know. Just say the word.
Nergal: No way! They said I could as long as I gave them booze!
Bartre: RAWR! Let ME do it before she starts trying to give me a mental makeover again! Those books have too many long words and they're boring!
Raven: Something's wrong when even PRISCILLA realizes before the tactician does why I can't fulfill my "sacred promise".
Priscilla: *nervous laugh*

[guardians_song]

Tactician Cori: Shut up, Bartre, before I decide that your last name is 'Ketchum'. And Raven, shouldn't Shigeru1313 be taking care of you?
Raven: Damnit... *runs*
Vaida: I'll never forgive this tactician! Ever since she tried to make me a 'nymph-like creature' -
Nils: Better that than being a nymphomaniac like half the people in this army. I can't tell you how many four-hour 'Support Level Increased' sessions I've stumbled across. Can't run off to the bushes without stumbling over Lucius and Serra braiding each others' hair, or Sain and Florina discussing pretty girls...
Tactician Cori: Wait, what? What the hell? THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE BEEN DOING!
Ninian: *off in the background* Um... hello? Dying here?

[sarajayechan]

Karla: *brandishes sword* Don't you talk to my future husband that way, bitch!
Lucius: Lord Raymond! *chases*
Heath: Commander Vaida is beautiful just the way she is! *swoon*
Vaida: Stop that!
Florina: Well...I AM bisexual. >.>
Tactician Cori: No! No you're not, this is an E-rated story, there are no gay people in E-rated stories! You and Lyn are just friends! What's wrong with two girls just having a close friendship?! [continues her homophobic rants]
Serra: *attempting to heal Ninian with Recover staff* Ugh, why didn't they carry the Valkyrie staff from Jugdral forward into Elibe?! Stupid dead Edda bloodline...

[guardians_song]

Brammimond: They did, but I'm the only one who can use it. -_-
Nergal: Is ANYONE paying attention to me?
Tactician Cori: Sure! I'm currently writing "Never Too Late: Elibe Edition"! :D
Nergal: ...ASIDE from her...

[sarajayechan]

Serra: Then revive her already! This staff only has three uses left and we can't get more until the shopping sidequest!
Vaida: Can someone answer me the very simple question of why she isn't dead yet?
Eliwood: We can't afford to be murdering people right now, Dame Vaida. ...tempting as it is.

[guardians_song]

Bramimond: Sorry, I am mirroring the Plot right now. Can't revive her until Eliwood's had time to ask.
Nergal: I believe there exists a creature more annoying than Sonia. I'm shocked too.
Tactician Cori: Hector?
Nergal: ...
Tactician Cori: Farina?
Nergal: ...*facepalm*
Tactician Cori: Oh! Oh! I know! Desmond?
Nergal: While technically correct, that isn't what I meant.

[sarajayechan]

Eliwood: *sigh* Fine. ...Nergal, you dick, what did you do to Ninian.
Serra: *facepalm* She means YOU, Tactician Cori! She means you!
Matthew: ...Serra?
Serra: I'm not as dense as everyone thinks I am, you know. I-oh, right, Cori's watching, can't show my vulnerable side. ...Matthew, get me a drink! I'm tired from trying to revive Ninian!