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So, since my Dreamwidth f-list is pretty small right now...
Let's contemplate what would happened if infamous badficcer Cori Falls had been a Fire Emblem fan rather than a Pokemon fan.
FE6:
-Roy is a big evil meanie-pants who picks on Zephiel, who just wasn't loved enough as a child.
-Zephiel/Brunya, I suppose?
-A Jahn fangirl would have joined up with Cori and written her self-insert OC into a pairing with Jahn, who has mysteriously grown emotions.Well, he obviously has emotions, but "non-self-righteous ***hole" emotions, I mean.
-Desmond would be resurrected at least once to be put through an incredibly humiliating and undignified second deathand everyone would remember this as The One Thing Cori Did Right.
-The Bern army would be a loving and benevolent place not at all focused on world conquest.
-At least one War Dragon of abnormal intelligence would be converted into a wise-cracking loudmouth obsessed with Zephiel and Brunya's sex life.
-The entire issue with Idoun would be completely whitewashed. That, or we'd find out she enjoyed being brainwashed. Or something.
Any other suggestions, Sarajayechan?I'll post FE7 and FE8 speculations later. :P
FE6:
-Roy is a big evil meanie-pants who picks on Zephiel, who just wasn't loved enough as a child.
-Zephiel/Brunya, I suppose?
-A Jahn fangirl would have joined up with Cori and written her self-insert OC into a pairing with Jahn, who has mysteriously grown emotions.
-Desmond would be resurrected at least once to be put through an incredibly humiliating and undignified second death
-The Bern army would be a loving and benevolent place not at all focused on world conquest.
-At least one War Dragon of abnormal intelligence would be converted into a wise-cracking loudmouth obsessed with Zephiel and Brunya's sex life.
-The entire issue with Idoun would be completely whitewashed. That, or we'd find out she enjoyed being brainwashed. Or something.
Any other suggestions, Sarajayechan?I'll post FE7 and FE8 speculations later. :P
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FE4: She'd turn Sylvia and Tiltyu from happy cheery girls with some hidden angst into fragile wilting flowers who cried at the drop of a hat. She'd warp Azel from a timid, overly polite moe boy into a knight in shining armor who didn't hesitate to get violent with anyone who so much as looked at Tiltyu wrong. Brigid or Ayra would have an Abusive Ex in their past, because no woman can be tough without having been abused in the past. Whoever she favored in the Finn/Lachesis/Beowulf triangle would be glorified, and the loser would be turned into a perverted dick.
FE6: I approve of the Desmond idea, lol. She'd probably be a major Fir/Noah shipper, too.
FE7: She'd probably be okay with the heroes, or at least Eliwood because he's probably mature enough for her tastes. She'd probably latch onto Heath as her precious woobie because he was a "good person forced to make bad choices" and her OTP would be Heath/Priscilla...or worse, Heath/Vaida, in which she warped Vaida into a simpering maiden who was abused in the past. Not sure who she'd hate...probably Guy because he wants To Be A Master.
FE8: Franz/Amelia, definitely. Franz is the kind of adorable moe boy she could twist into a boring knight in shining armor. She'd probably bash Ephraim for half her story arc, then redeem him when she got to the later part of the game. Colm or Rennac would be her punching bag for the rest of the stories.
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For FE8, she miiight latch onto Lyon and have him be a Manly Knight In Shining Armor possessed against his will by the Demon King, and have him saved in the end by the power of Eirika's True Love. Remember, she tended to latch onto main characters, bringing in minor characters for minions.
...That, or she'd fangirl Orson. D8
And now I need to scrub the image of a Cori Falls parody starring Orson and zombie!Monica from my brain, thanks. (It's sad that you actually COULD substitute a one-word zombie for one of the characters and have little change.)
For FE7 - I predict there would be a truly hilarious screeching U-turn on Nergal's characterization the MOMENT she unlocked Chapter 19xx. Kind of like how she used to have Team Rocket complain about Giovanni, then swerved to him being the best boss ever after the CD drama with Jessie's mother came out... only a hundred times more so.
And I can so see her doing Heath/Vaida with the exact characterization you described. I could also see her latching onto Nino/Jaffar, since it's canon that she brought feelings to his cold and empty heart, that Sonia IS a Complete Monster, and that Nino did have a tear-jerking past.
As for who she'd bash - keeping in mind her focus on main characters and her tendency to blow brief moments of rudeness completely out of proportion, I'd go with Hector. She'd probably go Lyn/Rath instead (again, with talkative!hyper-emotional!Rath and woobie!Lyn), and pitch the occasional screaming fit about how she can't see why everyone thinks Lyn and Florina have subtext, because obviously AN E-RATED GAME WOULD NEVER BE TOUCHED BY THE YUCKY SLASH!!!1!
She would possibly be a genuine Eliwood/Ninian fangirl, since it's the sort of fantasy romance she shoved Jessie and James into. On the other hand, poor Fiora would probably get designated as the villain.
(And poor Nils would be the Meowth-equivalent, so... oh gad, the poor boy would be made to constantly give commentary on the sweetness and love of his sister and her boyfriend's lovemaking...)
Anyway, got to go, so I may add more later. I still have to figure out how she'd fit the Black Fang and Nergal's group into this...
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For FE8, she miiight latch onto Lyon and have him be a Manly Knight In Shining Armor possessed against his will by the Demon King, and have him saved in the end by the power of Eirika's True Love. Remember, she tended to latch onto main characters, bringing in minor characters for minions.
OH GOD HOW DID I MISS THAT. I always picture Cori as a Seth/Eirika shipper, but I never considered Lyon as an easy target for her BS.
Ohhhh yeah, Nergal would be a Nice Boss after chapter 19xx. Instead of using Ninian to kill Elbert he'd go WHAT HAVE I DONE, embrace his children and join the gang. And YES, Hector would be the designated Bad Guy, considering he canonically rejects Jaffar's efforts at redemption. Cue Jaffar giving many self-righteous OOC speeches about how he's HUMAAAAAN and Hector is A BRAIN-DEAD JERK. And she would ruin Nino/Jaffar worse than one fic I read ages ago.
I can see her temporarily demonizing Fiora, then giving her an angst-filled redemption and tossing her to Kent, who was busy angsting over his unrequited love for Lyn. And ugh, she would totally piss and moan about Lyn/Florina and shame fans for shipping it. "How can anyone be SO MEAN as to say Lyn is gay!!"
Poor Nils. ;_; The thought of Ninian getting it on with ANYONE would squick the hell out of him normally.
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Not sure he'd be a Nice Boss - Cori made a point of adhering to the most recent canon material even when she went completely off the rails, so she'd probably mill out the full canon timeline first (her Eliwood Normal Mode run) and then start writing WYDS in Hector's Mode, chattering naively in Author's Notes that "Chapter 19xx is up next! Time to see what POSSIBLY could be worth those crazy conditions to unlock it! X_X" - and be forced to do some MASSIVE backpedaling the moment That CG flashed up on her GBA.
She wouldn't have the guts to completely overhaul the canon plot, so she couldn't retcon Nergal entirely - but, knowing her, she'd have to overhaul whatever melodramatic backstory she had written for Ninian and Nils (you just know her initial versions of the parents would be Ninian 0.5 and Nils 0.5), would furiously rewrite each and every one of Nergal's sections to make it clear that he was really a good person being controlled by the darkness (just like Lyon!1!11), and probably would have his reformed ghost turn up, thank Eliwood and Ninian for killing him and releasing him from the darkness, and give his angelic blessings on their marriage.
Oh gad, I'm cracking up just thinking about it.Oh, and did I mention that her WYDS of A Glimpse In Time would be a Nergal-Aenir-Ninian-Nils equivalent of "Never Too Late"? Because you know she would. And valorous Roland would be the FE version of Ash Hull Ketchum.
(And there's a 50% chance that, the moment Cori decided Nergal was a poor abused woobie, her depiction of Athos would go from being the most awesome old sage ever to the embodiment of callousness and evil.)
I guess it's possible Cori would, instead of the benevolent-ghost thing, redo the final battle so that Nils somehow remembers everything all of a sudden and pulls a "I Know You're In There Somewhere" Fight on Nergal, whereupon Nergal breaks free of the darkness through the power of love... I'm trying so hard not to break down laughing over here... and then does the entire My God What Have I Done thing. If Cori was as fond of Star Wars as she was of LOTR, I'd say it would be a sure thing. ...I GUESS it would still be a possibility, since she could draw a One Ring analogy. Oh dear.
"And she would ruin Nino/Jaffar worse than one fic I read ages ago."
You're... er... talking about Two Angels by TheOneAndOnlyT, I take it? *shifty eyes* I admit to cutting TheOneAndOnlyT's fics loads of slack because the very first time I visited fanfiction.net was when I clicked a link to his (?) Eliwood/Ninian story, but... uh, yes. I'll admit that one wasn't terribly IC...
"I can see her temporarily demonizing Fiora, then giving her an angst-filled redemption and tossing her to Kent, who was busy angsting over his unrequited love for Lyn. "
Yes, I think you've got it right on the mark. *sigh*
"Poor Nils. ;_; The thought of Ninian getting it on with ANYONE would squick the hell out of him normally."
On second thought, we'd be blessed if it was ONLY Nils. Cori would probably haul in half the army to comment on the purity and strength of their... love. D|
(Behind The Scenes, aka When Tactician Cori Has Her Back Turned)
Random Member of the Army: Where WERE Eliwood and Ninian all battle? I kept looking for them, but...
Nils: *stiffly* They were increasing their support level.
Random Member of the Army: But the battle went on for FOUR HOURS!
Nils: *even more stiffly* Yes. They were increasing it for four hours straight.
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Oh God, Cori's hypothetical rendition of the Nergal backstory. Poor Roland and Athos. :( Roland would be the jackass in the bar ordering ten glasses of ale and then hitting on every chick he could find. "HEEEEEEEEY BABY, WANNA SEE MY BIG GIANT SWOOOOOORD? what, you don't?! COME BACK HERE YOU BIIIITCH!"
I guess it's possible Cori would, instead of the benevolent-ghost thing, redo the final battle so that Nils somehow remembers everything all of a sudden and pulls a "I Know You're In There Somewhere" Fight on Nergal, whereupon Nergal breaks free of the darkness through the power of love... I'm trying so hard not to break down laughing over here... and then does the entire My God What Have I Done thing. If Cori was as fond of Star Wars as she was of LOTR, I'd say it would be a sure thing. ...I GUESS it would still be a possibility, since she could draw a One Ring analogy. Oh dear.
I can see that, too. XD God, that would be the funniest thing ever! And Hector would scream NOOOOO HE'S EEEEEEEEEVIL until Eliwood OOCly bitchslapped him and cussed a blue streak. "HOW FUCKING DARE YOU SAY THAT, HE'S A NICE MAN! YOU FUCKING FUCKASS, I'LL CUT YOUR SHITTY FUCKING BALLS OFF WITH YOUR OWN GODDAMN FUCKING AXE!"
You're... er... talking about Two Angels by TheOneAndOnlyT, I take it? *shifty eyes* I admit to cutting TheOneAndOnlyT's fics loads of slack because the very first time I visited fanfiction.net was when I clicked a link to his (?) Eliwood/Ninian story, but... uh, yes. I'll admit that one wasn't terribly IC...
Yeah. >.> It's okay, I couldn't stand his earlier stuff because of all the melodrama, but last I saw he'd improved a lot with his writing. Two Angels, though...just rubbed me the wrong way.
Poor Kent and Fiora. :/ Their supports have them falling for each other on their own merits, not as each other's sloppy seconds.
Random Member of the Army: Where WERE Eliwood and Ninian all battle? I kept looking for them, but...
Nils: *stiffly* They were increasing their support level.
Random Member of the Army: But the battle went on for FOUR HOURS!
Nils: *even more stiffly* Yes. They were increasing it for four hours straight.
HAHAHAHAHAHA oh dear. And Cori would be the most obsessive matchmaker!tactician ever.
Also, anytime certain characters killed a boss or went up against an old friend or something like that Cori would milk the post-victory collapse and possible post-victory guilt for all it was worth. Nino killing Sonia or the remaining Reed brother, Florina killing Migal in chapter 3, Ninian fighting off those Fire Dragons, Lyn vs. Lundgren, etc.
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(Actually, Innes would have a chance of survival through the Gary clause. She could wave that comment off through 'I didn't know you were already taken, Eirika! Lyon's true, passionate love has warded me off, & c. &c.' |P)
"Oh God, Cori's hypothetical rendition of the Nergal backstory."
Can you imagine? It would be the most melodramatic thing EVER. There are quite a few opportunities for angst, melodrama, and whining about being diffeeeeerent there, and she'd hammer on every single one.
And there would be even odds that Nergal would be a fan of some Elibean myth sounding suspiciously like LOTR with the names changed."Poor Roland and Athos. :( Roland would be the jackass in the bar ordering ten glasses of ale and then hitting on every chick he could find. "HEEEEEEEEY BABY, WANNA SEE MY BIG GIANT SWOOOOOORD? what, you don't?! COME BACK HERE YOU BIIIITCH!""
And she'd claim he looked just like Hector, even though he obviously... doesn't. |P And Nergal would PWN Roland, of course, only for him to be mysteriously helpless against Roland later. (Wait, Cori Falls was into hyping up Wicca at the expense of Christianity, right? Eh, she'd have St. Elimine be a psychotic, evil bitch who discriminates against interspecies relationships. Or something. At least then she could excuse woobie!Nergal's defeat through the Magic Triangle. 'He'd beat anyone else, but she was armed with an S-rank Light speeeeell! It wasn't faaaair!' |P)
[Have to go, may reply to more of your comment later.]
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OH GOD YES. And she'd have Aenir with a human form to gloss over the human/dragon babymaking, but she'd still be an Obvious Dragon and all the angst and drama and weeping and her being bullied.
YES and Elimine would be one of the Libbies who picked on Aenir, too
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To be fair, all the full-blooded dragons in FE6 have pointed ears in human form (which, in retrospect, would have been the first hint to players of FE6 that Ninian and Nils weren't full dragons), so Cori WOULD have some grounds for the Obvious Dragon status. And really, Nils and Ninian only get away with their looks as it is because almost nobody alive in the present (Athos and Hawkeye being obvious exceptions) knows what a dragon looks like in human form.
(And Aenir had better have a human form to gloss over said babymaking. XP A Nergal-in-Arcadia fic I was writing got VERY awkward when an Ice Dragon [who wasn't aware of the relation] treated the whole subject like Aenir was that guy on Fandom Wank who married his horse. It got even more awkward when I couldn't completely counter it...
...You know, it's funny how interspecies romances always get waved off if the non-human one can take human form. Nobody ever points out that, from the perspective to the non-human species, said person looks an awful lot like a really hardcore fursuiter... XP)
YEP! And you just know all dragons would be into Wicca, so it would be ~religious~ persecution too.
Let's see, the Divinely OOC Generals would be:
Roland, Embodiment of Evil With An EEEEEEVIL Sword
Athos, Cruel Meanie Who Never Cared About Nergal's FEEEELINGS
St. Elimine, Bigoted Wench With No Appreciation Of Wicca
Barigan, Raging Pervert (old joke from the GameFAQs board, if I remember correctly - he founded a country filled with hot girls whose jobs require them to wear miniskirts)
Brammimond, The Magic Parrot (again, old joke...)
Durbans, Clearly An Ancestor Of Ash Ketchum (he lives for battle... think about it [through Cori-vision]...)
Hanon, Unfortunate Native American Stereotype
she would totally miss that the Sacaeans bear a certain resemblance to the Mongols...Harmut, A Good Guy Wrongly Influenced By His Evil Friends (since, after all, he spared Idoun)
...Come to think of it, if she got her hands on a copy of the FE6 script before she finished 'redoing' FE7, she'd probably contrive some canon-breaking sidequest wherein Eliwood trades in Durandal for the Sword of Seals, since Cori was nothing if not fond of stuffing ALL THE TOYS!!11! in her pet characters' hands. (And since the Sword of Seals doesn't kill Idoun, she'd deem it automatically better than that wretched Durandal that temporarily slaughtered her FE7 main pairing.)
...She'd ship Roy/Idoun, wouldn't she? And fob Lilina off on Gonzales. Eek...
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Aah. See I never noticed the pointed ears, only the pale hair and skin and red eyes.
(Ohhh dear. Yeah, I like to imagine she did. Because how would sex even WORK? Even without the interpecies angle she's still way bigger than him...)
Roland, Embodiment of Evil With An EEEEEEVIL Sword
Athos, Cruel Meanie Who Never Cared About Nergal's FEEEELINGS
St. Elimine, Bigoted Wench With No Appreciation Of Wicca
Barigan, Raging Pervert (old joke from the GameFAQs board, if I remember correctly - he founded a country filled with hot girls whose jobs require them to wear miniskirts)
Brammimond, The Magic Parrot (again, old joke...)
Durbans, Clearly An Ancestor Of Ash Ketchum (he lives for battle... think about it [through Cori-vision]...)
Hanon, Unfortunate Native American Stereotype she would totally miss that the Sacaeans bear a certain resemblance to the Mongols...
Harmut, A Good Guy Wrongly Influenced By His Evil Friends (since, after all, he spared Idoun)
Roland, Athos and Elimine would be the Unholy Trio Of Evil who everyone ends up rooting for when they read Cori's fics. XD And YES, Durban would be another Ash Ketchum clone. Who didn't know how to speak proper sentences. "ME FIGHT! ME KILL YOU! AAAAAUUUUUGH!" And Hartmut would totally be her favorite.
...Come to think of it, if she got her hands on a copy of the FE6 script before she finished 'redoing' FE7, she'd probably contrive some canon-breaking sidequest wherein Eliwood trades in Durandal for the Sword of Seals, since Cori was nothing if not fond of stuffing ALL THE TOYS!!11! in her pet characters' hands. (And since the Sword of Seals doesn't kill Idoun, she'd deem it automatically better than that wretched Durandal that temporarily slaughtered her FE7 main pairing.)
I can see that. She's fond of bending the rules to better suit her pets, after all.
...She'd ship Roy/Idoun, wouldn't she? And fob Lilina off on Gonzales. Eek...
Actually, I feel like she'd ship a reformed Jahn with Idoun and Roy/Lilina, because he OMG RESCUES HER!!! and she cries in his arms when he tells her about her father. ...wait, Cori hates Hector. So Hector probably treated Lilina like dirt for not having a penis.
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Poor Hartmut... he would lose his personality entirely...
I can see that. She's fond of bending the rules to better suit her pets, after all.
We'd be lucky if she didn't make Ninian sovereign of Ilia or something.Actually, I feel like she'd ship a reformed Jahn with Idoun and Roy/Lilina, because he OMG RESCUES HER!!! and she cries in his arms when he tells her about her father. ...wait, Cori hates Hector. So Hector probably treated Lilina like dirt for not having a penis.
I disagree about Jahn - even Cori couldn't circumvent the part about the Fire Dragons crushing Idoun's soul. And she did have morals from time to time - considering that Jahn is an uptight *bleep* who dismisses the possibility that humans and dragons could ever live together, I think she'd despise him and make him the Real Villain to absolve Zephiel of all responsibility. And Roy OMG RESCUES!!! Idoun, too.
...Uh, I dunno. Maybe she'd throw Idoun to Nils, if she screwed around so that Nils was still around? Or ship Zephiel/Idoun, since they'd both be ~victims of Jahn~. (And Brunya would drop off the face of the planet.) Or something. Gad, predicting Corishipping gets so complicated with all these potential ships for her to choose from... XD
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I know, right? So many choices, each as horrible as the last.
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And he ~clearly~ manipulated poor woobie Zephiel, too. What are these Omnicidal Maniac tendencies you speak of? CLEARLY JUST JAHN'S EEEEVIL INFLUENCE!
I know, right? So many choices, each as horrible as the last.
But so gloriously brain-scarring! (I think this conversation may be the first time anyone's thought up Kishuna/Nils...)
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Wanna bet she also redeems Desmond in FE7 and has him killed by Jahn in order to manipulate Zephiel?
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Nah, she'd have poor woobie Zephiel snap and kill the monster who made his life hell, as canon, but then have his ensuing disillusionment and omnicidal tendencies be solely fueled by Jahn, who ~took advantage of his emotional vulnerability~. And only mean ol' Lilina wouldn't understand that it ~wasn't Zephiel's fault~.
...It's frightening how easy her formula is to generalize, isn't it?
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Part II
The only person who would threaten to cut Hector's balls off with his own axe would be Lyn giving birth to Lilina. Or maybe Farina, if he refused to reimburse her properly. *cough*"Two Angels, though...just rubbed me the wrong way."
I think I was 13 or 14 when I read it, so I wasn't exactly refined in my tastes. 'Oh, wow! It's a Jaffar/Nino story that fits in all of their support conversations and relationships from the game! That's so AWESOME!' >_>
"Poor Kent and Fiora. :/ Their supports have them falling for each other on their own merits, not as each other's sloppy seconds."
Well, by Cori's standards, being each others' sloppy seconds WOULD be their merits. :P
"HAHAHAHAHAHA oh dear. And Cori would be the most obsessive matchmaker!tactician ever."
She would have frickin' CHARTS. 'Let's see, Nino's taken by Jaffar, so Erk must go with Priscilla - which is good, since it's her only happy ending anyway. On the subject of Priscilla, since I found out Lucius wasn't a girl, he and Raven are only VERY GOOD FRIENDS - obviously he's been sent to heal Serra's wounded soul, and, despite his usual gentleness, beat up on Oswin for DARING to disapprove of Serra and make her cry. Oswin can go jump in a creek anyway, since he likes that wretched Hector. I had Leila just be very very very close to dead rather than dead, having used a secret Plot Device Poti- uh, super-secret assassin potion to give the APPEARANCE of death, that's it - so she's still with Matthew, so he's taken care of... Heath is healing Vaida's soul, and Dorcas is with Natalie, and... damnit, was Lowen or Sain the one I picked out for Rebecca, again? Or was it Wil? This game is so complicated....'
"Also, anytime certain characters killed a boss or went up against an old friend or something like that Cori would milk the post-victory collapse and possible post-victory guilt for all it was worth. Nino killing Sonia or the remaining Reed brother, Florina killing Migal in chapter 3, Ninian fighting off those Fire Dragons, Lyn vs. Lundgren, etc."
Oh GAD, I can just imagine. And Limstella would, with her dying breath, weep over the true love for Ephidel that she felt but never had the courage to admit. And you just know she'd write angsty WYDS-ficlets for every single Kishuna chapter. And...
(And just think of what would happen if she continued it on to FE6. Everybody would survive, except Karla and Canas (and she'd rejoice at Hector's death, of course), but they'd be CONSTANTLY angsting...)
[I think Rath and the like would survive through frantic hand-waving. 'No, no, he'd RETIRED as chieftain the day before! It was his second-in-command who died! Really!' And everybody would have one big happy reunion at the end, and Lowen would serve them all a banquet of pure French - er, Pheraean - Toast. XP]
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Totally. Or Farina giving birth to Lilina!She would have frickin' CHARTS. 'Let's see, Nino's taken by Jaffar, so Erk must go with Priscilla - which is good, since it's her only happy ending anyway. On the subject of Priscilla, since I found out Lucius wasn't a girl, he and Raven are only VERY GOOD FRIENDS - obviously he's been sent to heal Serra's wounded soul, and, despite his usual gentleness, beat up on Oswin for DARING to disapprove of Serra and make her cry. Oswin can go jump in a creek anyway, since he likes that wretched Hector. I had Leila just be very very very close to dead rather than dead, having used a secret Plot Device Poti- uh, super-secret assassin potion to give the APPEARANCE of death, that's it - so she's still with Matthew, so he's taken care of... Heath is healing Vaida's soul, and Dorcas is with Natalie, and... damnit, was Lowen or Sain the one I picked out for Rebecca, again? Or was it Wil? This game is so complicated....'
AHAHAHAHAHA oh God that's priceless. See, I always had Cori pegged as an Erk/Serra or Heath/Priscilla shipper, but once I got to thinking about Heath/Vaida the more I realized THAT is a ship Cori would sink her claws into what with her penchant for wimpifying badass women. And she would SO use Serra and Lucius's supports to "disprove" Raven/Lucius. She might actually respect Oswin, though, since he does call Hector out an awful lot. Not sure what she'd do about Florina and Farina.
I also wondered if she would like Sain or not, since he's such a huge flirt.
Oh GAD, I can just imagine. And Limstella would, with her dying breath, weep over the true love for Ephidel that she felt but never had the courage to admit. And you just know she'd write angsty WYDS-ficlets for every single Kishuna chapter. And...
LOL, pretty much. And of course she'd ignore the fact that the morphs have no genders. ...poor Kishuna, hasn't he already been through enough? ;_;
Oh God, FE6. Hector's death would be the only thing she didn't erase. And she'd either redeem Roy later on when he got smarter, or bash him six ways from Sunday and make someone else the True Hero. And have them sweep Lilina off her feet.
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That's actually what I meant. XD 'You bastard! What do you MEAN, you're not paying me 50,000 gold to push this thing into the world?! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THIS FEELS LIKE?!'
I wonder... d'you think she'd be a Sain/Florina shipper? I contemplated a parody in which she slaps Nils together with Florina, much to both characters' horror, but I am certain that she'd ship SOMEONE with Florina to extinguish any hint of lesbianism. I'd bet that she'd find Farina annoying and throw her together with Hector, so Florina would be left hanging as far as canon pairings go
since Lyn would be with Rath. But Sain... Sain/Florina would be so WTF it would appeal to Cori's sensibilities..."And of course she'd ignore the fact that the morphs have no genders."
Didn't stop her shipping Weezing and Arbok, did it? XP [Yes, I know they do have genders, but... they aren't even in the same EGG GROUP...]
"...poor Kishuna, hasn't he already been through enough? ;_;"
If we were particularly unlucky, we'd have Cori declare Kishuna was female and ship it with Nils. After all, Nils does seem to express a bit of pity for it after its destruction, which would be more than enough for Cori... So manly!Cori!Nils would bravely intercede for it, and... you have no idea how hard I'm trying not to laugh..."Oh God, FE6. Hector's death would be the only thing she didn't erase. And she'd either redeem Roy later on when he got smarter, or bash him six ways from Sunday and make someone else the True Hero. And have them sweep Lilina off her feet."
Naw, you're forgetting Cori's Protagonist-Centered Morality. Roy would be Eliwood/Ninian spawn, so he could be the most obnoxious brat ever and she'd forgive him everything. LILINA would be the one in trouble - she's Hectorspawn, remember? And Cori firmly believes in Generation Xerox...
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She might. Wil/Florina was the popular alt. het ship for a while, but if Wil is being saved for Rebecca...or she could ship Florina/Lowen! They can nurse each other's bad self esteem and he'd make her Pheraen Toast!
True. XD
oh God WORSE IMAGE EVER XDDDD You're horrible sometimes, you know that?...oh shit. YOU'RE RIGHT. But in my mind it could go one of two ways:
1) Lilina is a carbon copy of her dad and is an entitled bitch who bashes Idoun for earning Roy's love.
2) She's better than her dad was, and wangsts about how she comes from an evil bastard and wonders how Roy could ever loooove her.
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And Kishuna could silently cry in Nils's arms about how its daddy - er, creator - never loved it, and they could share wangst about never being accepted and being abandoned by Nergal... all right, all right, I'll stop now.Did Cori ever do 2)? I know Jessie freaked out a lot about HOW CAN YOU LOOOOVE ME, but that was because of her former Bastard Boyfriend. James was the one with the wretched parents, but he never wondered how Jessie could ever love him (and she redeemed his bloodline with the Wiccan grandparents). I guess Lilina could be let off cleanly in a similar manner to James, but seems unlikely... after all, as you point out, she was close to her father. Anyone who doesn't hate Cori-tagged Evil Bastards is also an Evil Bastard in Cori's book, aren't they? (I didn't read any of the Yu-Gi-Oh fics...)
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it's okay, I didn't need my brain anywayCome to think of it, I'm not sure. And she DID redeem James's parents, too. So this is Bad News for poor Lilina. ;_;
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Yes, poor Lilina. T_T As I said, though, she might let Lilina off by matching her with Gonzales... possibly as a form of punishment. :| (Oogh, the epilogue she'd write to FE6 would have SO MANY Unfortunate Implications about the mentally retarded, I bet...)
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the Erk I used to RP as occasionally is going into fits at the thought of his mentor suffering like thatlkdhfjkfhgl oh God. Lilina and Gonzales would be the new Delia and Ash Hull Ketchum.
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Wait, wait, wait. I just realized. Shigeru1313 might not go after Pent, since she favored OCs more and Louise DOES have a canon personality. CANAS'S wife, on the other hand...
...and she could be argued to be a super-duper-magic-user, since she's related to Nino...
...ohhhhh dear. No wonder Niime's such a cynic in FE6 - having a Mary-Sue for a daughter-in-law will do that to you. XD
She'd probably get named Iris Arwen Mallorn or something...lkdhfjkfhgl oh God. Lilina and Gonzales would be the new Delia and Ash Hull Ketchum.
Yep. }:| And you know she'd use that as an excuse to toss command of Ostia - and thus of the Lycian League itself - to Roy and his heirs. 'Due to the mental incapacity of the heir of House Ostia'...
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Possible... possible. Depends upon what ships she wanted for FE6. Roy/Lilina = redemption, Roy/anyone else = Cori!Gonzales. :P
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