[at least, I don't THINK I linked these]

And She Shall Reign... Epilogue AU. All is not well, and the leader of the next group of troublemakers... is Hermione.
In A Better World Valeria AU: Fay isn't born a twin, and grows up to be the king of Valeria.

http://queenlittlebear.tumblr.com/post/42975641778/spud-buster-i-think-this-might-be-my-favorite

Not-so-cute information: http://www.gandhism.net/ [TRIGGER WARNING: information on a virulent racist]

And tips on cleaning ink off your hands, if you ever needed to know: http://www.howtocleanstuff.net/how-to-clean-ink-off-your-hands/
Also, Why Programmers Work At Night, and How To Wake Up Earlier.

harp recommended that I should tackle this thing. And boy, is it a bizarre doozy. Not that it doesn't have some valid points, but others... just creep me the hell out. (Hope this spork is about what was intended.)

Disclaimer: I am "sexual", which means I am not asexual. I am also not interested in shagging every person fitting my vague preferences that comes along. Oh noes!!! According to this list, I don't exist!!!

Yes, that's about the level of what we're about to encounter...

Sporked-text in regular font, my commentary in bold type.

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( Trigger warnings for discussed homophobia, rape culture, slut-shaming, aaaand a whole bunch of other such stuff. And for some asexuals who genuinely think that homophobia is no longer an issue except for a 'vocal minority'. ...Yes, it's THAT sort of SJWing... )

Apparently, I know about 35,700 words.