(Yeah, yeah, old news to harp , I know)

It's available here (public domain and all).

Now, I actually like this more than most of Lovecraft's work for the following reasons:
( *insert verbose blithering here* )

So try it out! It's free, after all.

And the shoggoths would like you to read it. You don't want to anger the shoggoths, do you?

Well, this should give you an idea of who we're dealing with - once you know that he once made his rep as a Frodo/Sam BNF. Dearie me, someone who used to be a Frodo/Sam fangirl spewing his hatred of fangirls with an utterly straight face? Why, that -

Oh, it turns out he did change his identity. Multiple times. Okay, so he is kind of the fandom Voldemort.

And he acts like it, too. Complete with loooong, dramatic speeches, half of which is utter bullshit. (That son is a sparrow, in case you're wondering what he's talking about. Yes, he IS Mr. "His Son? A Sparrow", if you remember that.)

Oh, and also the part about drawing vulnerable and lost people into his cult of personality, leeching off of them, and throwing them aside like garbage moving on whenever his reputation has caught up with him. Can't forget that one.

Generally, if you should see anyone matching his writing style or behavior patterns cropping up in your fandom, run like hell. He's apparently made ventures into the Supernatural fandom, so SPN fans? Prepare for boarding.

(Also, if any of his rants make him seem sympathetic? Close the tab immediately. He's made a long career of preying upon people's sympathies. And he is known to slander all prior associates whenever he moves on from them, so don't believe any tales of his tragic past or claims of remorse. In fact, it's frankly at the point where Thanfiction's hatred comes across as a solid recommendation. Keep that in mind if you follow links to any posts in which His Fictionness speaks.)

The last half of the Hogwarts Exposed series was sporked by the horrifyingly brave sue_assassins . Behold Hogwarts OverExposed and Hogwarts UnderExposed. Sorry, I just wasn't present on LiveJournal when that sporking was announced.