http://xkcd.com/1212/

Also, I have five FE TFLNs produced. ...Zephiel has a very impressive 'Bitch, please' face. I thiiink TFLN!Zephiel is the sluttiest of the lot, possibly tied with TFLN!Nergal.
Scratch that, I just reviewed the old posts, TFLN!Nergal outdoes everyone at... everything. O_____O Dude, seriously... get into rehab...