I e-mail someone on my beastofthesea Hotmail account, and it promptly throws up a 'Keep in touch' message linking to the Facebook account of someone with her name.

Boy am I glad that I don't use my real name... D: (Though, fortunately, it would just lead to people wandering around the page of some English comedian.) I don't think it's her Facebook, anyway (there are loads of people with her name), but reeeeeeal creeper moment there, Hotmail. REAL creeper moment. D: