===Temporary Hiatus Notice===
Until next weekend, I'll only be on LiveJournal and Dreamwidth to post entries and respond to comments. I'll also show up at AO3 to post any fanfiction I might write in the interval, but will be reading no stories. (And nooope, not even going to TOUCH Tumblr.)
Apologies - I love all of you, but the Internet is far too addicting. D: *fingers twitch towards time-wasting sites*
I'll leave you with an ENTIRELY appropriate XKCD strip (really, send this one out to your friends and family) and a romance story generator. Might as well add on (NSFW, unless your workplace doesn't mind nudity) the AD&D Racial/Height Comparison Chart by Matt Jarrett (Male/Female).
May this reassure you that math types aren't all that mature (in case you had any doubt). :P