I take it back. Most of the other randomizers, including the Universal one (!), do in fact work for me.
Thing is, in order to work, the folders they're in have to be on the Desktop.
I have no idea why. (Confused file-pathing?) At any rate, if you want to randomize a game and smash the heck out of everything with a Zapdos starter, go right ahead.
Not that I would ever do a bizarre thing like that.
Really.
>_>
(Yeah, yeah, in all seriousness, I can't screw around with this any longer. [Funny as it would make the Vietnamese Crystal Nuzlocke.] I've got work to do, so I'll stop playing emulators for a while, and when I do resume, it will be with Pokemon Yellow Nuzlocke.)