[Informal] Alexithymia Questionnaire
Category: Difficulty Identifying Feelings: 17 Points <15 - 18>
In this category you show some alexithymic traits.
Category: Difficulty Describing Feelings: 14 Points <10 - 12>
In this category you show high alexithymic traits.
Category: Vicarious Interpretation of Feelings: 9 Points <8 - 9>
In this category you show some alexithymic traits.
Category: Externally-Oriented Thinking: 35 Points <18 - 21>
In this category you show high alexithymic traits.
Category: Restricted Imaginative Processes: 16 Points <18 - 21>
In this category you show no alexithymic traits.
Category: Problematic Interpersonal Relationships: 30 Points <15 - 18>
In this category you show high alexithymic traits.
[...in context, I think this is less me acting in an alexithymic way and more my frequently interacting with people in real life who, in Tumblr-speak, have an endless ocean of FEELS. Intense feels. Which are supposed to be ttly obviousssss!1/1/!?! ebcause FEELS omg howcn u nto have FEELS baout this yuo soulless person??? adn if you dont' understand teh feels then you just dont get it stop asking questiosn ugh FEELS]
Category: Sexual Difficulties and Disinterest: 12 Points <10 - 12>
In this category you show some alexithymic traits.
[I gave neutral answers to the sexual questions on account of not actually having had sexual interactions with people. Pity there was no "N/A" option.]

...I'm very in-touch with my feelings. Clearly this is inaccurate. >_> Not that said navel-gazing internal examinations and self-analysis are overdeveloped compensation mechanisms or anything like that. Why, the very idea...