January 10th, 2013

guardians_song: A Fire Dragon from Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken. (Fury)

What really, REALLY angers me about a whole bunch of conservative commentators.


No, it's not any of the gripes most liberals have, sorry. :P ...It's not something I have a moral or rational complaint about, it's just something that makes me amazed at some people's utter lack of shame - at their ability to say things so profoundly and fundamentally stupid in public, much less spin them into "articles" and get paid for their columns.

It's claims that America's society is decadent and narcissistic at levels never before seen in any society in history, that modern political campaigns are dirtier than that of any society in history, that today's youth are surly and egotistical at levels never before seen in any society in history - or, to be frank, that ANYTHING is ANYTHING at "unprecedented" levels "unlike anything we have ever known".

I suppose one is supposed to be shocked and awed by the grandiose claims, impressed by the chutzpah of the author, and compelled into reflecting upon the decay of modern society. "Gee whiz," we're supposed to get from these articles, "am I not incredibly clear-sighted and sharp-tongued, readers? Clearly, I am a [man/woman] of a sort no longer made in this decadent world. A regular Cato the Younger, I am."

Oh, that's right - your hyperbole just made it clear you have no idea who Cato the Younger is whatsoever.

You know what I get from such articles?


It's not quite what they're expecting. )


The only audience to which these people can appeal must be proud-yet-hypocritical Luddites who love to hear how their generation was infinitely superior for growing up before all this newfangled technology stuff, yet see no irony in reading such articles on the internet that is filled with such evils, embedded in news sites that epitomize the shallow, attention-grabbing mentality they claim to so hate, and on pages flanked by tacky, flashy advertisements that are supposedly the very things that are corrupting the youth of today.

The sad thing is that I can't even say they'll die off with time. Such hatred of new things has been embedded in "intellectuals" for all of recorded time, and will doubtless persist for as long as humanity's genetic make-up remains largely unchanged. And they're not even limited to conservatives - sickening numbers of progressives, for all of the general group's love of modernity, are quite likely to stamp down on their fellows' faces in a desperate attempt to scramble to the top of the huddle and proclaim hysterically just how much better their decade was, and how the radicals back in their good old days of the 60's/70's/80's/90's/00's were SO much better than these spoiled, overindulged college children now, and how technology is making everyone so much more decadent and conservative look at me I'm special I'm not like the rest of this drooling rabble look at me please I'm special Mommy always told me so I'm special please lookatmeLOOKATME

And so it has been ever since that great philosopher, the erudite and enlightened Socrates, warned us all about the dangers of this sickening, radical new technology that would erode pupils' memory, render them unable to distinguish truth from illusion, and surely lead them terribly astray, making them "hearers of many things [that] will have learned nothing", "[those who] appear to be omniscient [yt] generally know nothing", and" tiresome company, having the show of wisdom without the reality" -

Yes, this disturbing new technology of WRITING.

-- Prophecy Categories
guardians_song: A crop from FE7's Arcadia CG showing Nergal and two villagers chatting over scrolls. (scholarly)

If you have some spare time -


Look up vinyl records on YouTube and listen to old songs you like.

The difference is actually audible.

For comparison:
Don't Fear The Reaper [regular]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClQcUyhoxTg
Don't Fear The Repeat [vinyl]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZE4NZPEKIU
-- Prophecy Categories
guardians_song: A snark on if Cori Falls had been in the Fire Emblem fandom. (Cori Falls)

Now Sporking: The Power That's Inside, Part 2/4

In which we learn why Cori Falls reacted so bizarrely to the haircuts. Hint: She 'really identified with Jessie'. )
guardians_song: A snark on if Cori Falls had been in the Fire Emblem fandom. (Cori Falls)

Now Sporking: The Power That's Inside, Part 3/4

In which the author descends from the heavens to tell us that nothing bad will happen to Jessie, James, and Meowth EVER. ...You think I'm being sarcastic, don't you? )
guardians_song: A snark on if Cori Falls had been in the Fire Emblem fandom. (Cori Falls)

Now Sporking: The Power That's Inside, Part 4/4


In which it... isn't all a dream. Blast. )
guardians_song: A crop from FE7's Arcadia CG showing Nergal and two villagers chatting over scrolls. (analytical)

One of the most WTF stories I have read in fandom.


Pseudodeaths, sock puppets, and conversations between undead sock puppets, oh my!

As a bonus, it has some amazing internet-detective work by the person who wrote the post. Hahaha, the timestamps...
-- Prophecy Categories
guardians_song: Icon depiction of the sporker Richard. (Default)
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