I'm mucking about with a Dragoncave fansite's tools. :) Let's see how this works...

EDIT: Wow, the other people with hatchlings shown at these links have pretty dragons... @_@

Yanked from gehayi.
Post the first lines of your last 21 fics.

Note that these may not actually be the last 21 fics I've WRITTEN, just the last 19 posted on my AO3, one posted elsewhere, and another currently unposted.

( Cut for gore in #7. It was relevant to the fic, really. )

* Good GAD, am I pretentious.

* Apparently my main characters have an irritating amount of trust issues.

* 1, 2, 3, 4, 7, 8, 9, 10, 12, 13, 14, 17, 19, and 21 all qualify as dark!fic. I think I'm mildly justified in joking about my being a one-note author. :P
** Again - that's everything but 5, 6, 11, 15, 16, and 20. Of those, 5 is shipping, 6 is humor, 11 and 20 may end up darkfics for everyone but the protagonists, the final line of 15 leads into canon darkness, and 16 is middling-dark commentary on canon. So only two of those are completely clean.

* 1, 5, 6, and 8 contain pairings as major plot points. 3, 7, 10, and 14 contain pairings as something relevant to the main characters. For the rest, pairings are incidental at best. ...I am really NOT much of a shipficcer, am I?

* 2, 5, 7, 11, 12, 14, 15, 17, 18, 19, 20, and 21 are AUs. Canon, whot iz dat? :P (That's nearly 2/3rds AUs, if you're wondering.)

*TL;DR: I write a lot of cynical, pretentious genfic/darkfic with alienated, emotionally-scarred main characters. ...Excellent. Now I just have to figure out a good originalfic plotline, and I'll take the angsty-teenager market by storm. >:D

...then you suspect:
A) People who are shallow text more frequently because they have lots of trivial thoughts and less care for whether people want to listen to them.
B) People who text more frequently are made more shallow by TECHNO-MAGICTM!

If you're a psychologist...
“Ultra-brief social media like texting and Twitter encourages rapid, relatively shallow thought and consequently very frequent daily use of such media should be associated with cognitive and moral shallowness,” researchers noted, according to the Journal.
...TECHNO-MAGIC!!!

*facepalm*