Privileged Person: Look at me! Look at me! Look at meeeeee, merrily wallowing in utter lack of forethought, consideration for others, and -
Non-Privileged Person: hello, there is an important issue affecting me, and I would thank you to pull your head out of your posterior for a second and consider your own behavior.
Privileged Person: ...YOU'RE RIGHT! Look at me, look at me, look at meeee, I'm so privileged, so very, very privileged, and I am so sorely sorry for my sins, and I am privileged, and I am privileged, and have I mentioned that I'm privileged? Because I think the REALLY important thing is to talk about how privileged I am. And we privileged people must think about our privileged selves and talk about how privileged we are and privilege, privilege, privilege. Oh, may I think about doing this, as a privileged person? And -
Non-Privileged Person: Um. That's all very nice, but can we talk about me and my issues for a -
Privileged Person: Why, YES! Let's talk about how us PRIVILEGED people are keeping you all down, and how PRIVILEGED people silence talk about you and your issues, and how we enlightened privileged people are complicit in the misdeeds of the bullying, ignorant privileged people -
Non-Privileged Person: Do you have a genuine neurological defect? I'm not being ableist - I'm deadly serious.
Privileged Person: - and how, as such, I must REPENT for my PRIVILEGE and think over how SINFUL I am as a privileged person and what AWFUL things we privileged people did and -
Non-Privileged Person: Tell me, does your LITERAL inability to think about anyone other than yourself ever present impairments in social functioning?
Privileged Person: And oh, we PRIVILEGED people must think of the little people, and deconstruct our PRIVILEGE, and I am at all times conscious of my PRIVILEGE -
Non-Privileged Person: *quietly walks away*
-----Later-----
Non-Privileged Person: *clears throat* So, concerning recent events, I would like to say -
Privileged Person: *BARGES IN* OH, YES, WE EEEEVIL PRIVILEGED PEOPLE NEED TO REPENT, REPENT I SAY, FOR OUR EVIL, FOR WE HAVE RECENTLY -
Non-Privileged Person: For fuck's sake. I'm getting a restraining order.


I am so... fucking... sick of seeing white SJWers making incessant reference to how white they are or women who fetishize romantic tension between conventionally-attractive middle-class-or-higher white male characters acting excruciatingly self-righteous about being so enlightened as to NOTICE they fetishize romantic tension between conventionally-attractive middle-class-or-higher white male characters. For fuck's sake, stop turning every inequality issue asking people to concentrate on someone other than privileged people into an excuse for privileged people to dirty-talk to each other about how they're so awful and nasty and wrong and need to be ~punished~ - um, called out, that's the phrase..
Apologies [Grudging admission of wrongdoing] if this offended anyone. I've been guzzling caffeine today, and I get much more outspoken when I have that in my system.

Only later was it was shown not to be not the world's smallest corvid, but rather the world's largest tit.
...Sorry. I have the maturity of a thirteen-year-old boy.

Read the article, though - it's really interesting.
In other science news...
Dogs imitate novel human actions and store them in memory
Researchers discover important woolly rhino fossil (...two years ago)
A new form of carbon: Grossly warped 'nanographene'
Scientists solve a 14,000-year-old ocean mystery

Zowayix's Pokemon Blue Worst Luck Possible Run

I never knew Sandslash was so GOOD. O_O (Or just HOW Slash's critical-calculations worked in Red/Blue. *wolf whistle*)