Beat a (nearly) fully randomized Pokemon ROM.
I'll post the screenshots soon.
Technically I called BULLSHIT CLAUSE on a Fissure from an unnaturally fast Machoke [as a random encounter - didn't call it on a trainer battle under the same circumstances, though I somewhat wish I had *sigh*] and a completely incompetent misclick (hit Bubblebeam versus a Chansey rather than Strength), so it's not a true Nuzlocke, but it was otherwise Nuzlockey. (As you'll see from the death toll. *grumble*)
If you want to know what 'randomized' means, "Moltres" was a L50 Caterpie.
And one of my best Pokemon was a Ground/Ghost Snorlax (with its Special base stat using the value of the actual Snorlax's HP base stat) with Bubblebeam, Strength, Sing, and Thunder.
Welcome to madness.