Read it. Read all of the responses. I cannot stop laughing.
And, even better, here's the Phoenix Wright Kink Meme post that inspired it all.

Also, IKEA. That is all I will say.

So yeah, I'm surfing the Kink Meme. I've written a fill or two, so... I'll get around to de-anoning tomorrow or so. Eh, only one of them's reasonably good, so you're not missing out on much. :P

And for the rest of you - eh, hope you're having a good day, too. :D

In fact,
I hope everyone has an excellent day! :D

(Ha! It's good to see the sparklefont site is still up...)

Let's see.( Cut to avoid clogging up your f-lists. )

I'm thankful for... well... just about everything that doesn't drive me bananas. :) And especially for everything here on Livejournal and Dreamwidth.

Have a happy Thanksgiving, guys.

Title: Francis and the Dread Gazebo
Author/Artist: Guardian's Song
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia (Human!AU)
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Francis Bonnefoy/Gazebo
Rating: PG-13
Warning(s): N/A
Disclaimer: This fill is based HEAVILY upon http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/98/Jul/gazebo.html. Several chunks of dialogue came directly from there... though not Francis's parts, of course. I am sorry, but I just could not interpret a "gazebo" prompt any other way.
This fill is a de-anon from the Kink Meme.
Prompt: France/Gazebo.
Francis making out with a gazebo. Yes. WITH a gazebo. Not on.

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( ''I sprint towards it, crying out that we shall make tender, tender love on the spot!'' )

I only took five or so sips of wine at dinner with family and some family friends, so I think I only got mildly buzzed. It was... nice. I can see how people get addicted to the stuff.

The flavor was... iiiiiiiinteresting. Rather... strong. ...To be honest, I only took as many sips as I did because I was waiting for the flavor to get better. >_>

Mainly, my mind just went quiet. I walked outside afterwards, enjoyed the scenery, that sort of thing. ...Have to say, it was pleasant to have the constant mental chatter go silent. I don't daydream for the entertainment value as much to give my brain something to do between activities. I can see why some people experience a slight boost in cognition after a small amount of alcohol.

Anyway, I'm back to mental blithering, so obviously I wasn't very affected. Fortunately, I didn't drink enough to get any of the other effects, so I'm not going to show up on Texts From Last Night any time soon. :P (My mother did comment that I'd gone unusually quiet, however... XD)

Anyway, hope you all are doing well!

( In which another valued party member falls. It seems I am not that great a Nuzlocker. :\ )