( No deaths this time! Sailing on through. )

Okay... now, as much as I'd like to charge into the Elite Four screeching a crazed battlecry, I acknowledge that I need to grind. Like, BADLY.

So I'll do a failtastic Elite Four run for your entertainment, then reload and embark upon a SERIOUS grinding run. :P If I don't get to the end with Pokemon all at L50 - THEN I have a problem, and I will take it as a legit loss. But for now, it's all a joke.

Current Party: HORSEMAN L47 Horseman, BIO L43 Pidgeot, FITZBLACK L44 Charizard, AVENGER L43 Marowak, STATUS L44 Nidoking, CRITDEMON L45 Alakazam
Deaths: ROMHACK L5-13 Porygon, FODDER L3-L23 Voltorb, SURGEGUARD L20-24 Raichu

See you next post, in Balanced Blue Randomizer Run: OHGADWHYYYYYYYY!

Sold 6 Super Potions. Sold 11 POKe BALLs. Withdrew Max Ether x2. Withdrew Ether x2. Withdrew Elixir x1.

Have 28:44 on the clock, 41 Pokemon in Pokedex.

After spending spree, have Max Potion x40 and Full Restore x50.

Time to tango.

( ...against all odds... )

FINAL STATISTICS:
( And so it ends. )

( Current Party and Deaths, one last time: )

AND THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!

( Our heroes! )

...And now for the deaths. :\

( And those who fell in the line of duty. )

( This drabble ) became:

( Translation gone mad! )

Just seemed fun. :P Remember, you have to do it in <250-character blocks at a time.